bviously, this place is not outfitted for discussions concerning politics, international relations or the climate crisis, but rather catching up on the latest gossip from the Saturday night before and finding out who went home with who when you were hugging the toilet in the club’s bathroom.

The café has an excellent breakfast menu full of eggs and protein to cure that hangover without destroying your South Beach diet plan. While dining at the café, you can catch multiple glimpses of the sweaty, tanned, buffed and bronzed bodies parading in Lummus Park and discuss current beach wear fashion trends accordingly.
-E.J.