already love this Italian resto- the owner Sylvano has my name but more Italian. Rest assured if I ever open an Italian restaurant, it will be as chic as Sylvano and I will have no shame naming it after me.

Sylvano’s has two locations: one on Alton Road, and Sylvano South, which is more chic than the Alton location. Sylvano South caters to the patrons more, and is essentially more upscale and sophisticated. Basically, they suck-up to you and make you feel like a King. Not too shabby.

For the service and how nice the restaurant looks, the prices are quite reasonable. Appetizers are around $7, such as fried calamari, baby eggplant, or prosciutto. The pasta menu offers ravioli, spaghetti carbonara, lasagna, and more. They also offer mains such as atlantic salmon ($7.95), prosciutto sandwiches on focaccia ($6.95), or chicken. They even have a variety of burgers if you want something simple. As you can see, the menu is huge and offers a vast selection of dishes for any type of eater.

The only difference between Sylvano and I is that Sylvano is a man- and I’m not. Let’s not get hung up on technicalities, people. We’re pretty much the same person, and if he can do it, so can I. My dream is born and you can’t stop it.