
If this were a sundae shop, it would not get my nod of appeal, but it's a bowling alley so: nice wordplay, Splitsville. Up-market bowling alleys have suddenly become cool. With Lucky Strikes popping up all over the country -- and on
90210 -- and Splitsville continuing to expand, something strange has happened: a suburban pastime has become urban acceptable. That hasn't happened since moustaches headed into the city from the 'burbs back in the 1980s.
With an entrenched location in Tampa and forthcoming outposts in Dallas and Arlington, the bowling trend continues. Billing itself as "an upscale entertainment complex," Splitsville brings together the implied pins and balls sport, a lounge aesthetic, DJ tunes, and a decent contemporary fusion menu. No, I'm not kidding. In addition to Filet Mignon and hand-tossed Pizzas, There's a sushi bar here. A sushi bar! Ever tried for a strike while snacking on some maki?
Meanwhile, bars (yes, that is meant to be plural) with well-stocked rails will keep you well-sauced. There are four liquor bars and a champagne/sake bar. At a bowling alley! While it wouldn't be unusual to see birthday parties celebrated at a bowling alley, at Splitsville you're more likely to spot tequila shooters than lootbags. Incidentally, I hear four or five drinks could enhance your bowling skills.
Essentially housed in a mall, Splitsville seems vaguely incongruent, but its throwback vibe tends to cull an interesting crowd. Ever wondered if it was possible to bowl in a short skirt and 5-inch heels? Head to Splitsville and you just might find out.