ocal Miami residents know they don’t have to pay an arm and a leg to dine at ocean front hotels to pick up hot young tourists. The Continental Hotel on South Beach has long been housing temporary visitors who want a taste of the ocean without the sting of costly accommodation. They also require those in the know locals to show them a “good time” (a phrase with a plethora of interpretations). The resto’s moniker directly translates from Spanish to “rounded mountain” and while Miami is not exactly full of rolling hills, the protruding mounds of flesh temptingly hidden behind scandalous bikinis could be the next best thing. Expect to see plenty of “rounded mountains” during Spring break at La Mola and help your city’s local tourism society by showing the visiting party girls some of the sights (PG or X-rated the choice is yours).
-E.J.