lub Nikki is part of Nikki Beach Miami, a vast oceanfront complex that features a beach club, restaurant, and nightclub. The property provides an ideal beach paradise during the day, but transforms into one of the most exciting and vibrant nightspots in the city once the lights go down and people get craaaaaazy. Open rooms with beds instead of chairs provide patrons with a vast and comfortable space to meet a companion for the evening (as well as various places for the two of you to lay down and…you know…take a nap…following sex). A present—but not overwhelming—circus theme gives the place a lighthearted vibe, with coloured lighting and costumed servers keeping the atmosphere fun and alive. There are even plans to institute aerial performers who will deliver champagne while performing their stunts. It’s not quite Circus Circus, so don’t expect any midgets or indoor rides…yet. Regardless, this type of excessive style is sure to lead to a high population of wealthy club goers. At least that’s what the owners of Club Nikki are hoping for, as they've set up a variety of VIP areas and champagne bars. If you’re Paris Hilton or consider her to be a personal hero, this is the only club worth considering in Miami (Warning: You might also be a whore. Be careful who you look up to). –P.B.