here are a lot of clubs in New York that take themselves very seriously, but is it possible to take yourself too seriously? This state-of-the-art club in the trendiest of trendy districts (Meat Packing) plays host to a wealth of ultra-posh parties (read: strong door policy). Designed with dancing in mind, the sunken dance floor is accompanied by a world-class sound system. Maybe when you claim to 'blow the most fastidious audiophile's socks off,' you deserve to be taken seriously? -L.D