hakras are energy points on the body that can be “opened” with attentive meditation and self-discipline to create wholeness between body and mind. I’m not so sure why this new South Beach entertainment complex is named what it is because you can be quite sure no meditation is going to be taking place there. Ghandi punching out a cop would be a more likely scenario. I suppose we’ll just chalk it up to the owners jumping on the “east meets west” bandwagon. I mean, even the house eatery is pan-Asian.

Authenticity aside, the space is huge and seems to be a fun and happening venue. The entire space measures up to 25,000 square feet and includes seven bars, four VIP areas, three floors, a five hundred person patio with an ocean view and a thirty foot rain machine. The floors are embossed with gold and the dance floor is made of pink terrazzo. The space is suited to everything from a smashing New Year’s party to an awards show or even a CD release party.

The space is so huge you could pretty much host a small country and still have leg room, which is good because then your karmic energy will have room to expand and you chakras will evolve. Huh? –J.T.