o you find yourself bored by the Miami drinks and dining scene? Tired of going to what you think will be a high-end nightspot, only to find yourself on a rejected set from Scarface? Then get ready for Badrutt’s Place. This opulent lounge aims for a classy European feel and succeeds admirably. The only thing that will keep you from believing that you’re actually in Europe will be the unfortunate lack of accents.

The name comes from the Badrutt’s Palace in Switzerland, a spot wear royalty and the super-rich have received the finest pampering since 1896. The title alone should give you an idea of the level of sophistication that the owners are striving for. Make no mistake, this spot is for the jet-set only. If you wouldn’t be able to afford a trip to Switzerland to check out the actual palace, then don’t bother trying this Americanized version. Gold card owners will be pleased to learn that a whole world of unnecessarily expensive pleasures await them within Badrutt’s doors. An extensive drinks list is supported by European menu that gives diners a chance to sample such delectable treats as octopus carpaccio, terrine de foie gras, duck breast with orange sauce, and striped seabass in light broth. No beer and wings here, head over the Hooters if that’s what you’re looking for buddy. That place is probably more your style.

In addition to the drinks and food, patrons will be treated to one of the best sound systems in the country. The thumping speakers provide crystal clear beats from some of the best DJs in the city, allowing the refined clientele to comfortably get their groove on. The space itself is also stunning, designed by Alison Antrobus, who made all the furniture by hand. His creamy leather chairs are beautifully lit by coloured lights that bounce off of the rounded canvas walls. And if you find the rich and/or beautiful clientele to be too trashy for your refined needs, then you can always make your way to the raised V.I.P. lounge. Its certainly where Paris Hilton will be heading the next time she wants to put on an impromptu slutty strip show for all the local Fortune 500ers.

So if you like drinking, fine food, and showing off your wealth, Badrutt’s just became your latest hang out…Well, at least until the next ultra snobby club opens anyways. –P.B.