efore you get all excited, this isn’t a chocolate bar with bubbles hidden inside the sweet brown candy. No, it’s a $2 million bar hoping to house 300 Miami night crawlers at a time. Located on 23rd street (the hippest of hip locations at the moment), this is sure to be the most popular spot for the young and beautiful to rub their bodies together while listening to tacky house music and sucking back on overpriced beverages (ain’t the club scene great?). The space is both cozy and futuristic. A style that Tony Guerra describes as “It's almost like Alice in Wonderland meets the Jetsons.” I have no fucking idea what that means either, but it’s gotta be something good. The owners are already looking to expand to New York City, so be sure to check this place out before it becomes popular and old hat. (Opens in June) –P.B.