Alice Cooper plays tonight at the Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium. Would anyone object if I just filled this Radar with Wayne's World references? We're not worthy! Alice Cooper could be one of the many godfathers of punk rock, attaining the tools from bands such as The Beatles, Rolling Stones and Yardbirds. Schwing! Renowned for his gory live performances, it still boggles minds that the band has yet to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Petitioned numerous times by fans, Alice Cooper is yet to be recognized. But he's undeserving anyway. Not! Do you think I'll miss this concert tonight? Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt. You would have probably understood that better sixteen years ago. This is worth going to, if only to see "Feed My Frankenstein" performed with all the fitting pyrotechnics, lights, and costumes. Alice Cooper isn't much for subtlety.