Calgary is a busy place. With restaurants and bars opening and closing every day, concerts being performed nonstop, and news developing faster than it can be reported, it's hard to stay afloat. You need a guide. Martiniboys.com is here to help. Keeping our ears to the ground, we've collected all the hot buzz that you need to stay informed about your fair city. Whether it be a new store opening or an oil striking, you'll find it here. Here's what's on today...


So it's the weekend and though you might have a few festive things lined up, before you can even think about holiday events, you have to get your shopping out of the way. Otherwise, the only thing you'll be doing on December 24 is trying to avoid being trampled at the mall. Here's a good bet: the Market Collective craft & jewelry sale. Local artists and artisans will be hocking a variety of locally made crafts, glassware, ceramics, jewellery, woodwork, and more. Admission is a mere toonie and comes with a guarantee that your presents will be one of a kind. Get all your gifts here and you'll have a few weeks to chill out and drink eggnog. The Market Collective craft & jewelry sale starts today (Saturday, December 5). Shop your troubles away here

But if you are more inclined to tattoo yourself with photos of your mother than buy her a macramé plant-holder for Christmas, you could always head to Hatebreed instead. This hardcore band makes a living off spewing venom, even their website will make you cry. But to some, things always look cooler when covered in skulls, blood and flames. If you are one of said people, then head to Hatebreed tonight. More deets here




What’s on the menu? Why don’t you just tale a look? It's a throwback to a simpler time, the family would make some cocoa, light the fire and gather around to listen to the radio (I didn't realize people still did this!) Every weekend, people tune in to CBC radio's Vinyl Café to hear Stuart McLean talk about his visits to the world's smallest record store, where he picks up an eclectic selection of recorded music and some neighbourhood gossip. Over the last decade, he has taken The Vinyl Café on the road across Canada for live storytelling performances that also showcase the talents of Canadian musicians, featuring Russell deCarle and Dala. A Vinyl Café Christmas will be at the Jubilee Auditorium tonight (Friday, December 4). More great stuff here.

This bare naked lady has gone solo, and he isn’t looking back at his previous career that lasted 20 years, but rather straight ahead like a freight train. I guess Steve Page’s separation from the Bare Naked Ladies just begs the question; if I had a million dollars... Steven page will be at the Roundup Center this evening. More awesome things here.




I think that there might be way, way too much metal going on here for my taste. Remember Gwar? They’re that uber-theatrical metal band that dresses like monsters and sprays blood all over the stage. They claim to have been formed in space from all of the hair spray leaked into the atmosphere by 70s-80s hair metal bands. When they started that was a funny joke mocking outdated music conventions. Now Gwar have become a joke themselves. Tonight Gwar will be performing live at MacEwan Hall. More great stuff here.

For hard rock music fans – and I mean real hard rock fans – Job for a Cowboy is already on your playlist. Two years after their conception, Job for a Cowboy has made Their debut EP, Doom, released in December on King of the Monsters. The band spent a months in preparation in order to record the most powerful album they could. In songwriting, they consistently seek out opportunities to challenge themselves in mastering levels of technical achievements found in their wide range of influences. Job for a Cowboy will be at the University of Calgary. More great stuff here.

Clearly, the only thing that matters here is that there is a band from outer space. Outer, freaking, space!



We all know that admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, so here goes: I watch So You Think You Can Dance. Not only do I watch it; I tape it, I rewind it, I go over moments with my friends and I grit my teeth when the judges make bad calls. Still, am I going to the live show tonight? Not a chance. I could never risk being seen enjoying this teeny-bopper pornography in a public place no matter how much salsa, jazz, ballet, samba or disco they offer. But for all those who have the courage to proudly admit your addictions, So You Think You Can Dance is live at the Pengrowth Saddledome tonight (Wednesday, December 2). More

But if you feel like behaving more like the adult that you are, check out the latest Champers crop at the Fizztival. Really, it is that holiday time of year again and you shouldn't be left scratching your head wondering what kind of bubbly will best suit your party. Just grab your car keys (or bus fare) and let the programmers of FizzTival save the day. Quaff and relish in 10 delightful sparkling potions from around the world as you partake in scrumptious hors d'oeuvres from The Cookbook Co. FizzTival sparkles at Metrovino tonight More

Last and probably least, Ill Scarlet plays a gig tonight. The pop-infused rock-reggae stylings of Ill Scarlett have been kicking it for quite awhile now. They're most notable for their song, Who's Got It which was selected as the official song for the 2007 FIFA World Cup Tournament in Toronto and for playing at the inaugural Virgin Festival back in 2006. Ill Scarlett performs with USS tonight. More




What's more iconic about ZZ Top, their southern brand of hard rock or their floor-dragging beards? Let's hope it's the music, because $56 is a lot to pay for a beard. Rocking a stadium is what these guys do, and Calgary seems like the perfect place to do it. It may not have aged well, but these guys still know how to please a crowd, even if they haven't quite figured out that shaving thing yet. ZZ Top play Pengrowth Saddledome on Tuesday, December 1. More…

And as nightlife events start to slow down for the winter, unique retail events increase tenfold. Wine Girl's Sip & Shop event combines our two favourite cold weather activities: shopping and drinking. Located at the Wine Girl office, the event features a carefully curated selection of jewellery (Stella & Dot), glassware (Schott Zweisel), and of course some great vintages courtesy of Cork Fine Wines. Just be careful; it's easy to spend after a glass or two of "test wine". The Wine Girl Sip & Shop event takes place Tuesday at the WG Office. More…



Rita MacNeil has an appearance with The Men of the Deeps, the only coal miners' chorus in North America, during the Mining the Soul Christmas tour tonight. When MacNeil took a tour of a closed-out mine years ago, whe was deeply moved by the stories told while in the depths of the mine, and wrote “Working Man.” She had always wanted to sing with The Men of the Deeps and has been on tour with them off and on for the last decade. Tickets are on sale at all Ticket Master outlets. The show starts at 7 p.m. Nov. 26. Rita MacNeil and Men of the Deeps perform at the Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium tonight (Mon. Nov. 30) More on Men of the Deeps and other hot events tonight… here.

Three Days Grace, who plays tonight with The Used and Default, has opened the door for 'bottled-up' loathing with their hit I Hate Everything About You. It's the perfect tune to play when your upstairs neighbours are being too noisy; you just broke up with your boy/girl-friend; or for those days when you're feeling melancholy and just don’t give a fuck. Three Days Grace performs at the Pengrowth Saddledome tonight (Mon. Nov. 30) More on Three Days Grace and other hot events tonight… here.

Errr, it’s December tomorrow. How did that happen? And so another round in the boxing ring of Christmas shopping begins. Joy. For those individuals who are looking to make this experience most enjoyable, I suggest heading to go Cyber Shopping this fine Monday. This year, the Cyber Monday falls on November 30 - today. Thousands of shoppers will be shopping online as a number of best Cyber Monday 2009 deals and specials have been rolled out by major online retailers like Amazon, Walmart, Bestbuy, Target and etc. Amazon estimates that they will increase their sales by 36%. Cyber Monday was a name thought up by Shop.org back in 2005 after 77 percent of online retailers reported an increase in sales figures the Monday after Thanksgiving in 2004. It was obvious to most that shoppers would return to looking on the Internet for more deals following Black Friday. Cyber Monday kicks off today, Monday, November 30. More



Some solo electronic mixers know how to make your head hurt (albeit, in a good way). Others combine heightened variables to achieve a medley of solace. And then there's Bassnectar, a San Francisco DJ that manages to do all the above and more. His one man show harnesses an eccentric free flow of drone-like fusions, combining experimental beats with dysphoric pitch composition, plus elements of punk rock, blues, film scores, and acid rock (he is from the hippie capital of the world, after all). Bassnectar plays Symons Valley Ranch on Saturday, November 28. More…

There's also some quality Canadian music this weekend in Calgary, headlined by Vancouver's You Say Party! We Say Die! Admittedly, now that the band has traveled in a more "mature" direction, their exclamation-abusing moniker seems somewhat ill-suited, but their keyboard driven pop songs are still packed full of hooks, even if they are a bit less energetic. You Say Party! We Say Die! play the HiFi Club on Saturday.. More…

Speaking of ill-suited monikers, Toronto's Die Mannequin is also in town. I would think to die, one would have to first be alive, and other than Jeff from Today's Special, I don't know many that are. Despite the confusing name, Die Mannequin have been getting some alt-rock radio play of late, so expect the punk trio to draw a packed house. Die Mannequin play Sait's Gateway on Saturday. More…

Another band from Toronto, the Hidden Cameras often deal with illicit subjects, but disguise them in sugary guitar-driven orchestra pop. Joel Gibb's joyous socio-poli consortium will make you think, even if you're having too much fun to notice. Expect some playful costumes from his ever-expanding army of supporting musicians and try not to get carried away yourself. The Hidden Cameras play Broken City on Saturday. More…

And, in case you've had your head in the sand for the last few months, you'll know that Calgary is hosting the Grey Cup this Sunday. You may not care much about the game, but the Grey Cup is about more than just football. On Saturday, the Telus Convention Centre hosts the Molson Canadian Quick Six Saloon, featuring Aaron Pritchett and assorted entertainment, while Sunday at the Pengrowth Saddledome hosts the Scotiabank Gala Concert, featuring Great Big Sea, Divine Brown, and The Canadian Tenors. Whew, busy weekend. More…



In his latest collection, Taste the World & Digest It, Aron Hill reflects upon Modernist paintings and in turn creates timeless portraits – the viewer is forced to delve into the complex relationship between man and nature, and how they affect each other in the modern age. Also, the Taste the World & Digest It exhibit, attempts to acknowledge and exploit the context of the subject matter. Taste the World & Digest It will be on display at be held at New Zones from Friday, November 27 until January 16 More on Taste the World & Digest It here.

From complex art to motivation and recognition. In 2004 State of Shock won an influential Canadian Radio contest which garnered them significant live exposure in Western Canada. Two years of non–stop touring followed, allowing the band to hone their live performance and songwriting skills. Enjoy their war stories/no–frills rock arsenal propelled by that unavoidable hit single Money Honey. State of Shock performs at Cowboys on November 27. More on State of Shock here.




I know there's no long weekend for us up here in Canada, but we here at martiniboys.com have plenty of stuff to keep your mind off of that. Most people will probably recognize Peter Kelamis from his recent role in the new hit series Stargate Universe. Wait a minute, I thought this guy was a comedian right? Well among other things he has also done a lot, and I mean a lot of voice work for such series as Dragon Ball Z, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, and even made an appearance on the X-files way back when. Such a varied resume only makes my mind start swirling in curiosity as to what the man actually looks like. Now I almost have nightmares thinking about what if Goku and Tony Stark had a baby. Oh the humanity!
Peter Kelamis will be at The Laugh Shop tonigh (Thursday, November 26). More cool stuff here.

How the heck to you get banned from Disney World? Well, just be The Johnstones that are both renowned and loathed for their unpredictable, unhinged and unforgiving behaviour…. Hell yeah!! Anyway, the Johnstones better known as ska-punk gangsters pressing desire for havoc has landed them in all sorts of hot water. They’ve all spent a healthy amount of time locked up in local jails and drunktanks and have spent more than their fair share of time getting patched up in hospitals across the country. The Johnstones will be playing at Sait's The Gateway tonight. The Johnstones and more here.

I can’t say that I really like football, so then I can’t really say that I like watching the Grey Cup either now can I. But there is one thing that I do like, and that is beer, and when beer is accompanied by a benefit for the Tree Canada Relief Fund, then you simply can’t go wrong. So why not go have fun and know that while you are stuffing your face, and getting completely sloshed, that you are helping to restore and sustain the forests that were killed during the fires in Okanagan this past summer.Catch the Beer and Benefit tonight at Buzzards Restaurant and Bar. Check out this and more here.

When you truly think about it, we Canadians are actually a little bit lucky, since we get our long weekend a little bit early, and when the weather is probably a little bit nicer. Besides, for those of you interested in football, we still have the Grey Cup, and plenty of beer to go around. Have I cheered you up yet? I sincerely hope so.




Hey kids! Do you like 50-year-old British folk singers? I know you do. And that’s why I’m so excited to let you know that none other than Billy Bragg is coming to town. Bragg started out in the 1970s, singing a combination of pub rock and punk rock. Now he’s old and mellow. He’s all about acoustic guitars and while he may still sneak in the odd protest song, this guy mainly sings about love these days. Everyone under the age of 30 will be ecstatic. Billy Bragg performs at be held at Jack Singer Concert Hall on November 25 More on Billy Bragg here.

With a moniker like King Khan and BBQ Show, I was expecting food. Alas, I am wrong, King Khan and BBQ Show don't cook, in fact this Montreal duo skewer doo-wop and punk… So you met someone who knocked you right off of your feet, goody-goody segues with I hate everything about you, but I still love you. Oh God, my ears, my ears!! In other news, these crazy kids recently had a run in with the law, and given King Khan and BBQ Show's, wild stage antics and larger-than-life personalities, it's doubtful this is the first time the pair has had to battle it out with the long arm of the law. (Oh, and by the way, it wasn't King Khan and BBQ Show's fault, it was drug addled tour manager, so please don't mention this or ask for any magic mushrooms)! King Khan and BBQ Show performs at Warehouse Nightclub on November 25 More on King Khan and BBQ Show here.

Okay, thus far we've seen an aging rocker, an eclectic band of trouble-makers and we will end with the Winter Gloves… With only a handful of live shows under their belts the Winter Gloves enjoyed the opportunity of a lifetime while touring with The D'Urbervilles, Jealous Girlfriends and Tokyo Police Club. And now, Broken City will give you a chance to get to know and love these Winter Gloves too! Here's a brief introduction, Charles F. on vocals, Wurlitzer and organ, Vincent Chalifour on synth bass and keyboards, Jean-Michel Pigeon on guitar and glockenspiel, and Patrick Sayers on drums. Winter Gloves started from the ground up by throwing copies of their first album, Let Me Drive, into the crowd at their live shows, (but it was later released on Paper Bag Records and iTunes). Winter Gloves performs at Broken City on November 25 More on Winter Gloves here.


This exhibit, When Women Rule the World: Judy Chicago in Thread, features this leading pioneer of the Feminist Art Movement, Judy Chicago. Chicago is recognized as one of the most significant figures in art history, she started her career in the early 1960s within the rising genre of abstract Minimalism and it wasn't until the 1970s that she shifted her perspective to a more critical and conceptual approach to feminist theory. The exhibition will feature a survey of 100 artworks from 1968 to present, including drawings, ceramics, painting, textile, lithographs and her more recent glassworks. When Women Rule the World: Judy Chicago in Thread will be held at The Art Gallery of Calgary from November 24 until January 23 More on When Women Rule the World: Judy Chicago in Thread here.

A Christmas Carol is undeniably timeless and still resonates with audiences no matter who or when or how often you see this show. Now, we all know that A Christmas Carol begins on Christmas Eve seven years after the death of Ebenezer Scrooge's business partner Jacob Marley. That night seven years later, the ghost of Jacob Marley appears before Scrooge and warns him that his soul will be in purgatory forever and ever, if he does not change his greedy ways, and also predicts that a series of other ghosts will follow. And the story ends (much to my chagrin with) Scrooge becoming a different man, who now treats his fellow men with kindness, generosity, and compassion, while embodying the spirit of Christmas. (Thank goodness, there's a theatre version, because the Jim Carrey movie doesn't seem appealing at all)! A Christmas Carol will be held at the Max Bell Theatre from November 24 until December 27 A Christmas Carol here.

This is Jann Arden's second show in support of her latest album, Free. Arden's voice is enchanting and smooth, and the added four-piece band helps mix everything up. And her cheeky tunes have a rock-like intimacy. Compared to the likes of Fiona Apple, Cat Power and Tori Amos, the Lady Jan fuses sweet sounds with poignant pop artistry. Proceeds from Arden's tour will benefit the Raise-A-Reader program. Jann Arden performs at the Jack Singer Concert Hall on November 24 More on Jann Arden here.

Can you handle even more Lady Gaga? Well, today sees the release LaGa’s The Fame Monster, which hits on everything she didn’t write on The Fame. On this release, Gaga explores “the evolution of humanity and how we begin as one thing, and we become another.” Deep. But a lot is riding on this release, with songs that address life after achieving the celebrity she so relentlessly chased, but a close listen suggest that she’s struggling to find fresh ideas. Nonetheless, Lady Gaga is on a fast track to world domination anyway. She named her first album The Fame long before she had any, selling over 4.5 million copies worldwide, which makes her eight-song follow-up all that more intriguing. On Saturday, she will touch down here in Toronto, the second stop on her Monster Ball tour. Lady Gaga’s The Fame Monster hits shelves today.



Insensitive, she isn't. I didn’t realize that Jann Arden was still touring, and yet here she is, touring in support of her latest album, Free. Good thing, too. As her voice is enchanting and smooth, and the added four-piece band helps mix everything up. cheeky tunes have a rock-like intimacy. Compared to the likes of Fiona Apple, Cat Power and Tori Amos, the lady Jan fuses sweet sounds with poignant pop artistry. Proceeds for Arden's tour will benefit the Raise-A-Reader program. Jann Arden plays Jack Singer Concert Hall tonight (Monday, Nov.23). More on Jann and other potentially cool things to do… here.

Next up, we have Dirty Laundry. Calgary's long-running, totally live, totally improvised comedy soap opera, Dirty Laundry - Because “Monday Night is Laundry Night!” With reality television providing the fodder for this year’s theme, Dirty Laundry is setting Season 10: The Amazing Rinse in a reality game show called Clean Across Canada. Clean Across Canada will require contestants to race across 10 provinces in pursuit of a $10 million dollar grand prize. Unlike reality television, the audience will get to see all the drama that happens when the cameras are turned off. Dirty Laundry has a staging at Lunchbox Theatre, tonight. More on Dirty Laundry and other cool things to do… here.




Comedy is a strange mistress. Legitimately hilarious comedians like Todd Barry and Arj Barker toil in bit part obscurity, while Dane Cook plays Pengrowth Saddledome. That's an arena! For Dane Cook! I mean, don't get me wrong, he thinks he's funny, and I'm sure he'll talk about being funny, but it takes a lot more than telling stolen jokes in an obnoxious voice to make me laugh. Evidently though, that's what it takes to fill a stadium. Dane Cook performs at Pengrowth Saddledome on Saturday, November 21. More…

Pencil this one in. Melbourne, Australia's The Cat Empire manages to meld together a fusion of jazz, funk, and rock with heavy latin / salsa influences (not to mention reggae, ska, and dub), all while wearing carefree Australian expressions, fedoras, and waxing thoughtfully on themes of anti-materialism, anti-war, and cultural diversity. The Cat Empire play MacEwan Hall. More…




Although Kelly Clarkson is a whiny, over-produced cog on the grotesque wheel of the large label music industry, she is, with the exception of Fantasia Barrino, the only legitimate talent to emerge from the show American Idol. With that said, her perpetual habit of cancelling appearances has kept her, in the last while, out of the public eye. I conjecture that it is Clarkson's southern penchant for all things deep-fried that have impelled her to remain in her jammies at home and away from the stage. Nonetheless, the brunette with the lovely vibrato is ready for the Western Canadian stage. Kelly Clarkson plays the Pengrowth Saddledome tonight . More But if slightly over-the-hill teeny-boppers is not your thing, you can go check out some stand-up comedy – a form of entertainment chock-full of performers that are legitimately over-the-hill. Tonight, Funny Fest presents its Grey Cup Festival, featuring Kelly Taylor. Despite what you may think Taylor's act is not a sardonic reinterpretation of Jennie Garth's character from 90210 of yore. Rather the veteran, who has appeared on Comedy Now, Just For Laughs and more, will definitely offer some edgy stuff. Kelly Taylor plays Funny Fest tonight.




I'm sorry I keep harping on this, but if you're the type of person who usually waits until the last minute to do your Christmas shopping and is always stuck in the crowded, disgusting mall on Christmas Eve trying to grab whatever is left on the shelf, then you should check out some of Calgary's great November craft sales. The Art Market Art and Craft Sale is a good place to start (and likely end). Over 200 mini-galleries and boutiques will be displaying gifts priced from $5 to $5000 in fifty diverse craft categories. There will also be a chance to win a $1000 showcase (which I hope will be delivered by Bob Barker). Imagine how relieved you'll be if you can finish your Christmas shopping and focus on your Christmas drinking. You'll thank me. Art Market Art and Craft Sale runs from November 19 to November 22 at Telus Convention Centre. More…

Having Royal Wood is a lot of responsibility. Never mind.
Yes, Toronto pop singer-songwriter, Royal Wood has a vaguely phallic/aristocratic name and you have a juvenile sense of humour. What of it? He was still named an iTunes Songwriter of the Year. What have you done? Royal Wood plays Marquee Room on Thursday, November 19. More…




It may not feel much like Christmas yet, but if you want to get your shopping done without having to battle the unnerved masses for scraps and leftovers, you might want to check out this early shopping event. The 10th annual Delectables and Arts Show takes 65 artisans ranging from visual artists and designers to specialist culinary craftsmen, and unleashes their goods to prudent Calgarians. The best part? 100% of admission proceeds are donated to Inn from the Cold. The 10th Annual Delectables and Arts Show takes place Wednesday, November 18 at Calgary Winter Club. More…

While In A Coma is the name of Matthew Good's 2005 album, it's also the way I feel when I am obliged to listen to the 1998 CanCon throwback. I will admit this, though. "Hello Time Bomb" was pretty much the soundtrack to my Junior High days. But then again, I was also into wrestling and Limp Bizkit. If you're inclined to side with the 13 year old version of myself, you can catch Matthew Good at Jack Singer Concert Hall. More…

Toronto's orch-pop heroes, Ohbijou recently released their second Friends in Bellwoods charity compilation, featuring some of the best talent the city (and often their house's own basement) has to offer, but it's their own brand of wistful violin-soaked pastoral ballads that should have you flocking to the Marquee Room. Trust us. Ohbijou play Marquee Room. More…




Love triangles are hot, especially Egyptian style. With Vertigo Theatre’s production of Murder on the Nile, a sultry young heiress has just been married, and all seems well. Soon she is placed on a boat with some frenemies and only drama ensues – mostly in surprise appearance of the young husband’s stalker. Despite both the protection of the bride’s guardian (who also embarks conveniently and unexpectedly) and the odd assemblage of other passengers pursuing solutions to ancient mysteries, perils mount for the giddy romantic couple. Of course all the women problems are surrounded around one man, so typical. Too bad someone has a gun. Murder on the Nile stages at the Vertigo Theatre, today . More on Murder on the Nile, and other things to do today (Tuesday, November 17) here.

Who is the comatose woman Richard has found on the roadside? Why has he brought her into his house? Exactly who is telling the truth and who is lying? Martin Crimp’s highly lauded psychological The Country is a spare and glitteringly written study of a married couple’s attempt to escape a dark past by embracing the idyllic rural life is disrupted one evening by a strange young woman. Theatre Junction teams up with Toronto’s Crow’s Theatre for the Canadian premiere of the highly lauded psychological thriller, directed by Chris Abraham. Martin Crimp’s The Country has a staging at the Theatre Junction GRAND, tonight until Nov 28, 2009. More on The Country, and other (hopefully) wicked events today… here.

David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow is filled with trademark, rapid-fire dialogue, focusing on the ruthless nature of Hollywood and the movie industry. Mamet was familiar with this environment, having written several produced screenplays in the 1980s. Ground Zero Theatre and Hit & Myth Production's version of Speed-the-Plow, Calgary style, may not have Madonna (who played the role of Karen, the temporary secretary in1988) or Elizabeth Moss (who was Karen at the Belasco Theatre in 2008), we do have Julie Orton in the coveted role. Ryan Luhning and Trevor Leigh - the Betty Mitchell Award-winning duo behind The Pillowman - play the two lead roles in rep. Meaning, One night, Leigh plays acidic Hollywood executive Bobby Gould while Luhning tackles the agreeable assistant Charlie Fox. And the next night? They switch roles. Personally, I would have made all three actors rotate the parts. But whatever. Speed-the-Plow stages at the Vertigo Theatre, today until Nov 22, 2009. More on Speed-the-Plow, and other (hopefully) wicked events to do today… here.




A movie producer’s long time friend brings him a movie that will make him his fortune; meanwhile, his new sexy secretary encourages him to make a spiritual, apocalyptic movie that will save his soul. He only has one night to choose. In this tale of greed, desire and power, everything he believes in will be put to the test. David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow is filled with trademark, rapid-fire dialogue, focusing on the ruthless nature of Hollywood and the movie industry. Mamet was familiar with this environment, having written several produced screenplays in the 1980s. Ground Zero Theatre and Hit & Myth Production's version of Speed-the-Plow, Calgary style, may not have Madonna (who played the role of Karen, the temporary secretary in1988) or Elizabeth Moss (who was Karen at the Belasco Theatre in 2008), we do have Julie Orton in the coveted role. Ryan Luhning and Trevor Leigh - the Betty Mitchell Award-winning duo behind The Pillowman - play the two lead roles in rep. Meaning, One night, Leigh plays acidic Hollywood executive Bobby Gould while Luhning tackles the agreeable assistant Charlie Fox. And the next night? They switch roles. Personally, I would have made all three actors rotate. Speed-the-Plow stages at the Vertigo Theatre, today until Nov 22, 2009. More on Speed-the-Plow, and other (hopefully) wicked events to do today… here.



When Lou Barlow, J Mascis and Murph reformed the original lineup of Dinosaur Jr, they had no right to be as good as they were. And now, with their second so-called "reunion" album, they've proven it's no fluke, and really, it's no reunion. J Mascis isn't immune to time – his long grey hair should attest to that – but if anything, his guitar chops have just gotten better. Not missing a step since the 80s, these indie legends will melt your face off yet again. Dinosaur Jr play MacEwan Hall on Saturday, November 14. More…

Also, since Halloween has now come and gone, the Christmas sales have already begun. It may be early for Holiday Shopping In Suburbia, but the time is ripe. .Leave early, grab a map and make your shopping safe, efficient and easy. First stop is the Elbow Valley Arts & Crafts Christmas Market in the Elbow Springs Golf Club. Next up is the 26th Annual Springbank Creative Arts Club Show & Sale in the Springbank Community High School. The last stop is the Redwood Meadows Kananaskis Country Christmas in Redwood Meadows. These events run concurrently so divvy up your time accordingly. Oh and can you get me something? More info…



The Dropkick Murphy’s are another Celtic band who hail from the U.S and face the weary audiophile with the task of listening to that all too common mélange of Irish stomping, folk rock, and hardcore punk. Luckily their faithful fans are most likely to be under the influence of that all too common mélange of Irish whiskey, Jamaican rum, and hardcore J.D. Flying into Cowtown -- that has its fair share of Catholics who may or may not be Irish --, this band is likely to perform for a sold out audience of blithering body-slammers, feeling guilty about potentially harming themselves. If you’re into the green scene and I don’t mean marijuana, you can check out this Celtic conundrum tonight. Dropkick Murphy’s play MacEwan Hall tonight (Saturday, November 13). More If I were you, I would skip Dropkick Murphy's and check out night two of Tiesto. Really, the dude must be good. The Holland-born funkmeister is the only DJ in the world to sell out a stadium event for over 25,000 people two nights in a row. That's serious business. Tiesto plays Big Four Building tonight. More...




A couple of heavyweight musicians descend upon Calgary this evening. As far as we know, Holland-born electronic music legend Tiesto is the only DJ who can sell out a 25,000 capacity venue two nights in a row. The Trance King brings his mesmerizing spin, his energy, his pulsating rhythms, and his electric touch to Calgary. Tiesto plays the Big Four Building on Thursday, November 12 and Friday, November 13.. More on that here… And speaking of stadium shows, KISS is in town! The testosterone-charged Gene Simmons and his bandmates are still busting out the white face-paint and red lipstick, but while their music might fall on deaf ears – really, the fans have got to be getting up there – if nothing else, Kiss promises to be a loud, noxious show. KISS plays Pengrowth Saddledome. More Calgary parties and events…



If Emmylou Harris would record my answering machine greeting, no one would ever leave a message. They would be too intimidated by her country-tinged, anti-twang twang. She has performed with everyone from Willy Nelson to Connor Oberst in her diverse and fluid career. I coulda swore the folk legend was younger… She has performed with everyone from Willy Nelson to Connor Oberst in her diverse and fluid career. Emmylou Harris & Her Red Dirt Boys will be performing at Jack Singer Hall alongside special guest Buddy Miller, tonight. More on Emmylou and other potentially cool concerts here.



Knowledge isn't cheap. One of the foremost political figures of our time, former U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan is coming to speak in Calgary. The central banking guru will touch on many hot button issues including the regulation and control of the H1N1 virus, climate change, and of course, the economy. It's rare to see such a figure speak in Calgary, but if you want to see the man, be prepared to pay. Tickets start at $210. A Conversation with Dr. Alan Greenspan takes place Tuesday, November 10 at BMO Centre. More…

And now for something completely different… Just in time for the holiday season, Pumphouse Theatre has decided to stage Sweeney Todd, a play about a sadistic barber who murders his clients so that a business associate can bake the corpses into pies and serve them to the public. And as if that concept weren’t subversive enough, the actors sing most of their dialogue. It's still early enough not to consider this a Christmas event, but could there be a more perfect theatre-going experience to share with your family during the holidays? Sweeney Todd runs until November 14 at Pumphouse Theatre. More…




You seldom see an acronym for a surname, but Louis CK is unique enough to pull it off. A good friend of Chris Rock and the man behind Pootie Tang, Louis has never really found marquee success -- despite writing accolades and recent appearances on NBC's Parks and Recreation -- but his stand-up career continues unabated. Besides, his resume reads like a wishlist of every aspiring TV inkster: Late Show with David Letterman, The Dana Carvey Show, The Chris Rock Show, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, and occasionally "Saturday TV Funhouse" on Saturday Night Live. If you're into comedy, you want to go see Louis CK. Trust me. Louis CK performs at MacEwan Hall on Saturday, November 7. More…

If you're like me, you probably don't want to start thinking about the emotional/physical overload of Christmas until at least December 1, but if you're looking to get into the spirit early (you masochist), you'll want to check out Christmas in Wales, an adaptation of a Dylan Thomas short story about an adult's warm childhood Christmas memories in a tiny seaside Welsh town. Christmas in Wales is staged at Rosebud Theatre until December 23. More…

This may not cheer you up, but Corb Lund is playing Corral tonight. With most so-called "alt-country" artists leaning more towards run-of-the-mill indie rock, the Edmonton boy reinjects some of that honky-tonk down-on-your-luck spirit of greats like Hank Williams and Townes Van Zandt. How could you not love a songwriter whose backing band is called the Hurtin' Albertans, Calgary? Corb Lund plays Corral on Saturday, November 7. More….




Who says Calgary isn't fashionable? Tonight Calgary is fashionista central with the Art Calgary of Calgary hosting its seventh annual fundraiser, ARTwear. Not only is ARTwear a good cause it also highlights this season’s latest fashions for men and women. The catwalk parades some of Calgary’s most fashion forward boutiques like BCBG Max Azria, Blu’s Women’s Wear, CrabApple Clothing Company and Thomas Jeffrey Men’s Wear. So for those of you who fell in love with Project Runway Canada season two contestant Adejoké Taiwo, you won't want to miss his exclusive line nor do you want to miss the ARTwear after-party. Your little black dress won't make the cut tonight, November 6, at ARTwear. more… If you are more the into galleries than shopping, then this weekend Calgary isn’t just Hogtown, it's your town. Today marks the opening of the timely, shiver-inducing exhibit, War Brides. It's been over 60 years since the first wave of war brides sailed from England in 1946... War Brides: One-Way Passage by Bev Tosh includes 600 photo-based images of war brides, 60 minutes of taped oral histories and numerous trinkets like tear bottles. There is also a full-scale Second World War parachute made out of 600 square feet of silk draped to resemble a wedding gown and used as a stand-alone piece, as well as a screen for visual projections. Bring a tissue to War Brides Tonight. more…




Local chef Paul Rogalski will host a dinner on at Rouge restaurant in honour of celebrity chef Michael Smith’s (from the television shows, Chef Abroad and Chef at Home) visit to Calgary this week. Here's your chance to nab a signed copy of Smith’s latest cookbook, The Best of Chef at Home: Essential Recipes for Today’s Kitchen, sip fine wine and partake in a five-course meal made by Rogalski, Smith and Rouge Restaurant’s executive chef Michael Dekker. Michael Smith will be at Rouge Restaurant on Thursday, November 5 More on Michael Smith here.

Now that your tummy's all full, it's time to feed your soul. With what? Well, with laughter, courtesy of Dave Coulier and John Beuhler. Coulier needs no introduction, although I must chastise the man for just a second… Dave who told you it was a good idea to skate with the stars?!! Lawd man, you shoulda known you wouldn't have a shot in hell with Nancy Kerrigan as your partner - unless you wanted to be attacked!! Anyway, Buehler aka Mr. Slidey McPumpernickel Balls aka Shunty McButterpliers is a hard man to understand, as he has spent most of his life living in a closet at an Indian comedy club. But, before you feel to sorry for this bloke, I suggest you sit in the back – that way you don't get picked on so much (you know what? While you're at it, you might as well don a hat and a pair of shades). Dave Coulier will be at The Laugh Shop from November 5 to November 7 More on Dave Coulier here. John Beuhler will be at Yuk Yuk's from November 5 to November 7 More on John Beuhler here.




The GIRAF may have one of the more ridiculous backronymns I've ever heard (it stands for the Giant Incandescent Resonating Animation Festival), but it truly has proven itself over the last five years as one of the top festivals in Canada for independent and experimental animation, both national and international. It all starts Wednesday with a gala presentation at Quickdraw Animation Society and continues with short film programmes, artist talks, workshops, and more. GIRAF runs from November 4 to November 8 at the Quickdraw Animation Society and Plaza Theatre. More…

If you have a bit more energy, you might want to check out a great double bill at the HiFi. Los Angeles' Daedelus shouldn't be confused with his namesake, Stephen (or his mythological namesake), but his live electronica hodgepodge of drum 'n' bass, classical, jazz, and hip hop will certainly make you admit he's an artist. Similarly, Spokane's James Pants has such a solid handle that it wouldn't matter how he was on the decks. Luckily, he's good. His mix of old school electro and synth-funk compliments Daedelus perfectly and is sure to provide excellent fuel for an above-average Wednesday night dance party. James Pants and Daedelus play HiFi Club on Wednesday, November 4. More…




It's hard to imagine anything more soothing than the alt-country-folk sounds of campfire favourites Blue Rodeo, but we've found something. To celebrate the release of their new album, The Things We Left Behind, the two primary Blue Rodeo songwriters, Jim Cuddy and Greg Keelor have hit the road as an acoustic duo and are performing at smaller venues all over the country. Unfortunately for you, that means tickets for their Calgary show are scarce, but if you can score them, you're surely in for a treat tonight. Jim Cuddy and Greg Keelor play Marquee Room on Tuesday, November 3. More….




Our Halloween experience was... well, it's a long story, but you can deal. But here we are. Monday. Sadly, no wicked beats or appropriately vague and nefarious lyrics to be had on this day. But, listen up. Dave Kelly – please remember him! - is truly gifted at routinely fucking up things near and dear to MBO’s heart(s). Perhaps that’s why we’re excited as hell for this thing tonight. As part of the “LOL” - Kids Comedy Night (laugh out loud) event, Foothills Academy shoves Dave Kelly onto the stage with Bill Cosby. The Jubilee Auditorium sets the stage and entertain the crowd in order to benefit a very worthwhile cause. Three finalists will be selected to open the nights gut busting event with one of the funniest men alive and hopefully raise the roof with laughter. Expect a (hrm -- what is the word here? I want to type "cool" though I doubt you could EVER define Bill Cosby with that label -- let's go with:) confident Cosby making a monstrous crowd of laugh-seekers, well, laugh. See you tonight. Bill Cosby is performing at Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium, tonight (Monday, November 2). More on Bill Cosby and other killer listings here.




Yes, it's that time again; Halloween is here! It can get depressing staying home and handing out candy to trick or treaters (those ingrateful little snot-nosed kids), so you'd best find yourself a good fete. Lucky for you, we've got some suggestions.

This particular brand of Voodoo has little to do with aches and pains, and more to do with stellar, sweaty electronic music, but we can get behind the Voodoo Halloween Gala, especially when said music is provided by Edmonton's Shout Out Out Out Out, a band that has one two many "out"s, but makes up for it in humungous-sounding rock-tinged dance music, complete with two drummers. Add a solid undercard of dub, glitch, and electro bands like Spiral Architects, Michelle C, and Fat Pat, and you have yourself one stacked dance party. The Voodoo Halloween Gala takes place Saturday, October 31 at the Chinese Cultural Centre. More…

I guarantee you that Vin Room will be the only place in Calgary where a cry of "trick or treat" will be answered with a glass of Veuve Clicquot Champagne and some fancy hors d'oeuvres. Yelloween welcomes Halloween costumes, but I'm guessing there will be a quite a few people dressed as stuffy high society types. Just a hunch. 10% of proceeds will be donated to the Mustard Seed. Yelloween takes place Saturday at Vin Room. More…

Thrill The World may sound like a bandwagon Halloween event – a worldwide simultaneous dance to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" – but the event has in fact been going on since 2006, nearly three years before his death. The organizers plan to reach one million participants this year, and if ever there was a time to do it, it's now. In fact, a million zombie Michael Jacksons seems like a conservative estimate. Thrill The World takes place Saturday at Canada Olympic Park. More…

If you think that's all there is to do this Halloween weekend in Calgary, you're way off base. There's tons of great parties going on all over the city, and we've done you the luxury of gathering them all in one place. Check out our 2009 Calgary Halloween Guide.




Metric have been in the news a lot lately, especially in their home country of Canada. The hook-heavy electro-pop band have committed the cardinal sin of being too popular, and as a result have had the indie rock community jealously turn their backs. That suits Metric just fine since, aside from the occasional sarcastic sore loser comment (Fucked Up fans were none too pleased at their post-Polaris tweet), they're just fine with pleasing a large, adoring crowd rather than a small, snobby one. Metric play Big Four Building on Friday, October 30. More…

In case you've forgotten (I'll give you a moment to throw together a costume), Halloween is this Saturday, but there'll be plenty of events for both nights of the weekend. Why not get the ball rolling with a bit of murder mystery dinner theatre? Pegasus Performances is presenting a special Halloween Weekend performance of I Know What You Did Last Halloween at Dean House Restaurant. The show manages to straddle the line between funny and horrifying, but it’s the meal that will get you: four courses, dessert, and cocktails in a historic setting. I Know What You Did Last Halloween is presented on October 30 and 31 at Deane House Restaurant. More…

For a full list of Halloween events all weekend long, check out our Comprehensive 2009 Calgary Halloween Guide



You may have figured it out by now, but Halloween is coming - which explains the random blood-spattered people running amok through the city. And also the fact that Heritage Park is hosting the Ghosts and Gourmet event. The event for divergent tastes features a "spirited jaunt down haunted streets and dark alleys", but it's the "gourmet" part of the event that's really hit our culinary-minded radar. The tour includes a three-course dinner at the Wainwright Hotel, and though Halloween often conjures up notions of the undead, I can assure you that everything on your plate is absolutely bereft of life. The person sitting next to you, well that's another matter. Ghosts and Gourmet is on tonight, (Thursday, October 29) at Heritage Park. The spooky facts on Ghosts and Gourmet here. While you're in the Halloween and hunger mood, you might want to check out the last few nights of the Comic Murder Mystery Dinner. Feast on a creatively crafted meal (which may or may not contain arsenic) while filtering through your neighbours' bullshit to find out if he/she is the killer. If you are the guilty one, please don't say I was the one to send you. I wouldn't want to act as an accomplice. Mystery Dinner is on tonight, at Deane House . Figure out your first degree plan here. – E.H




Although this spectator-driven theater started up over ten years ago in Australia, Puppetry of the Penis has been going strong, or should I say hard, ever since. I know it doesn't seem exactly novel to witness men playing with their genitalia, but The Puppetry of the Penis moves into freakish terrain, making plain to its audience exactly how capable the seemingly stiff organ is of contortion. Even Super Dave Osborne couldn't perform the roster of "dick-tricks" that is up the playful casts' sleeves (which are not necessarily latex). Witness the "atomic mushroom," the "snail," and the "weed snipper" tonight at Puppetry of the Penis, Wednesday, October 28 at Jack Singer Concert Hall. More… On an equally sexually twisted note, Michael Jackson's final curtain call, This is it begins tonight and runs for two weeks only, until it inevitably runs again and again and again. Compiled from over 100 hours of the "comeback" tour's rehearsal footage, the film promises to be jam-packed with irony, thrills and, yes, music. Although this is most likely not your only chance to see This is It, I would still run to the theaters tonight.




It's inevitable that artists will turn to their own artsy lives when looking for plots when they are feeling introspective or maybe lazy, or maybe adhering to the old axiom 'write what you know.' So of course we get novels with novelist protagonists (Atonement), films about filmmakers (8 ½), and TV shows about TV shows (30 Rock). Before all these, though, there was A Chorus Line, a Broadway show about triple threats trying to make it on Broadway. (Ok, maybe 8 ½ came first.) The genius part about the big show is that it's set on a bare, Broadway stage – the kind you audition on, with no big, expensive set pieces. So, given the economic recession and general cuts to arts funding, it's kind of a brilliant choice. Follow the seventeen hopefuls through A Chorus Line as they compete for eight positions and recount their lives and how they came to be dancers; watch as, one by one, they are left devastated when they don't make it to the show. Nice work if you can get it. Who gets the part tonight, Tuesday, October 27 at Northern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium. More… On more of a "giving it" than a "getting it note", you could always check out Celtic hardcorers, Flogging Molly. I’m not really sure if this band initiated its members by forcing each one to beat the c***p out of some girl named Molly but I guess one should not take names too literally. At any rate, if you’re into Celtic stomping, beer guzzling, and kilts, these floggers should do the trick…Unless of course your name is Molly. Flogging Molly play tonight More hardcore details here… And finally from Celtic to country we go. Tonight, one of several of the more prominent country acts of the last decade who owe their sound and fame to Bugs Bunny, Rascall Flatts, play the Pengrowth Saddledome. Confused? Click here…




This might be a claim thrust into the zeitgeist by the wascaly wabbit himself, but I will say it anyway: several of the more prominent country acts of the last decade owe their sound and fame to the crafty hare. One such band, Rascal Flatts clandestinely paid homage to Bugs by changing their name to Rascal Flatts. Rascal Flatts plays at Pengrowth Saddledome Monday, October 26 More on Rascal Flatts here.

Well imagine that your standing on a ledge, preparing to bid the world adieu – the best advice you've gotten so far is a Don't listen to them. They're all trying to put the world in order. They don't want people flying around all over the place. They'd have to make up a whole bunch of new regulations. That's just bullshit. Just go. However, she's a little bit off – she also offers the life philosophy: La pamplemousse est sur la table (the grapefruit is on the table) . This is the rollercoaster that is Morris Panych's 7 Stories - a story filled with vibrant, clear, understandable and funny characters. 7 Stories is at the Max Bell Theatre from October 26 until November 1 More on 7 Stories here.

Bye, bye I'm off to dream and to visit a few dry levies… Don McLean is one of America’s most enduring singer-songwriters known for his classic American Pie and Vincent (Starry Starry Night). While the guitar-and harp-wielding, Winnipeg native Big Dave McLean is a force who instantly commands attention. Since first meeting in 1975, Don MacLean and Big Dave McLean have pounded the pavement of the nation more times than many a politician. So far almost 100 dates have been booked coast to coast for their Century Blues Tour.
Century Blues Tour plays at Carlson's on October 26 More on the Century Blues Tour here.

Here's another ode to the power of bursting into song (not to heal the soul, but to score some chicks). A gaggle of lovable losers have decided to fill their computers with the best 80s hits they can find… High School Losers follows these boys around as they gather their guitars and don their flood pants in order to win-it-all! High School Losers plays at the Rusty Cage on October 26 More on High School Losers here.



Bruce Kushnier, aka Vitamins for You, has been spearheading the lo-fi bedroom electronics music movement for the past 10 years. Some might think that spearheading is a strong word considering lo-fi bedroom is not exactly a highly coveted musical genre, nor is it even definable, but then again lo-fi is supposed to be on the down-low so I guess he is kind of a star. Either way, the laptop tunesmith, Vitamins for You is giving Cowtown the lo-down Saturday, October 24. low-down on the lo-fi here But, if computer-generated music is too industrial for you, you can always head to the theatre, a decidedly more organic activity. Tonight is your last chance to see Mary's Wedding, a romantic play that features star-crossed lovers inhabiting each other's dreams. The play evokes an exquisite dreamscape whereby details of childhood, passionate horseback rides, and the trenches of France during World War I all emerge. Mary's Wedding is only on for one more night. Find Tickets and Info Here…




A young David Wilcox once bought a second-hand guitar from a pawn shop on a whim – he didn't even know how to turn on the amp when he auditioned for Ian & Sylvia. (Oh, check out the next paragraph for info about Ian Tyson's show). Anyway, he got the gig and spent two and a half years with the band, backing the likes of Anne Murray, Charlie Rich and Carl Perkins on Ian's weekly TV show. The blues-rock and roots artist recorded his debut album, Out of the Woods more than 30 years ago and the rest shall we say is history. David Wilcox plays at the Deerfoot Inn and Casino tonight (Friday, October 23) and on October 24 More on David Wilcox here.

This legend has decided to come home and hang out for a couple of days. Ian Tyson debuted with a rock'n'roll band called The Sensational Stripes back in 1956. Tyson later went on to work with his future wife Sylvia in the group Ian and Sylvia, they toured with the likes of
David Wilcox. Some of you may remember The Ian Tyson Show back in the early 70s – but all you care about is hearing Tyson's classic singles like Someday Soon, The Moondancer or You’re Not Alone Anymore. Ian Tyson plays at the East Longview Hall tonight (Friday, October 23) and tomorrow (October 24) More on Ian Tyson here

In 1999, Heather Brewster decided that she needed to focus on her passion so, Brewster rented a studio space and began her innovative rise. Her acrylic paintings often feature fantasy and dreamlike realms, occasionally experimenting with the abstract form - her signature is the dimensional paint she uses as well as her palette painting. Brewster's 44 Deep is no exception – this collection takes an introspective look at all the layers that make up our life experiences. Excavating through layers of paint (sometimes 44 layers deep ) is similar to one's inward search for truth, often forcing one to push limits and to try new things. 44 Deep will be at the Arts on Atlantic Gallery from October 23 until November 1 More on Fallen Princesses here.




Everyone's favourite 44 year old bald-headed…ummm…man, Moby, always seems to plop up randomly, only then to be taunted until he fades back into his dark underground. Regardless of people's perceptions, the man, who just so happens to be a pretty rad DJ, has also sold over 20 million albums, collaborated with heavy hitters (Gwen Stefani) and created some heated immortal commercial jams. He deserves a couple head nods. Moby plays MacEwan Hall on Thursday, October 22. More info…

Climbing buildings, dancing and professions of love, sweet love are expected whenever there's a production of Romeo and Juliet, even when it's a ballet version. Apparently it was common for 14-year-olds to profess their love to one another in iambic pentameter and climb into bedrooms for a late night romps during the Elizabethan era. Not much has changed since, has it? Romeo and Juliet runs from October 22 until October 24 at Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium. More info…



The tenacious Lilia Skala comes to life in her granddaughter's deeply personal celebration of her life called Lilia!. Buoyed by her resolute faith, the Austrian stage actress flees the Third Reich and finds herself labouring in a New York zipper factory before working her way back to Broadway and the silver screen - eventually she stars in the acclaimed Lilies of the Field opposite Sidney Poitier. At the time of her Oscar nomination, Skala was working at a Lost and Found desk and she couldn't afford the trip to the award ceremonies – luckily United Artists decided to pay her fare! Lilia! plays at the Engineered Air Theatre from Wednesday, October 21 until October 24 More on Lilia!… The Fluid Movement Arts Festival is Calgary's opportunity to see the best in contemporary dance and physical performance. Here we are exploring the line between light and video or perhaps we are fascinated by electricity – the first of two showcases presented by the Springboard Dance Collective is The Alberta Showcase 1. The Alberta Showcase 1 – is known for featuring enchanting sights, haunting sounds and rich emotionally charged movement. The Fluid Movement Arts Festival continues until October 25 at the Theatre Junction, while the Alberta Showcase 1 ends on October 21 More on the Fluid Movement Arts Festival:Alberta Showcase 1…



Amy Millan may be better known for her work as the co-vocalist of Stars or as the third-highest profile female member of Broken Social Scene (a more illustrious position than you might think), but did you know she's also an accomplished solo musician? It's true! You can catch her in her soothing singer-songwriter guise when Amy Millan plays the Marquee Room on Tuesday, October 20. More… You're aching Tuesday night disposition craves something soft and sweet like Amy Millan, right? No? You mean you crave something loud, obnoxious, and at least a decade past its time? Wait are you waiting for? Slipknot plays Stampede Corral on Tuesday, October 20. More on Slipknot and other incongruous weekday events here…




Though communism seems like a good idea on paper, collectives typically fall apart. Collective Soul has been together for a decade and a half; the U.S.S.R. lasted for almost 70 years. The humors will get you eventually. Collective Soul gained a special place in the hearts of music lovers when they burst onto the scene in 1993 with the rock anthem "Shine." It's hard to imagine that the band has been making music for nearly 2 decades since then. And here they are; for whatever its worth, Collective Soul is in Calgary tonight as part of a cross-nation tour, somewhat revived by their latest studio effort and back to having fun. Collective Soul plays Flames Central, tonight (Mon. Oct. 19). More on Collective Soul and other cool events here… Also tonight, Lindsay Burns’ Pack of Lies is a one-woman-show, told from several characters’ perspectives, including an anxious children’s tour guide and a Croatian immigrant. Soaked with distinctive, local references — Calgary street names and bars and restaurants get their moment — Burns’ play is clearly Calgary at heart. Anyway - quoting the play here – now, is not the time for raging bitches! Join Lindsay Burns as she takes you on a tour of lost dreams, in a quest to find the truth within a Pack of Lies. Pack of Lies stages at Joyce Doolittle Theatre, tonight. More on Pack of Lies and other theatre listings here…



Attention Mr. Douglas Coupland, stop coming up with these catchy catchphrases! I don't wanna be duped by anymore outbound call centres from Malyasia... Douglas Coupland will be gabbing about his newest catchphrase/book, a gem called Generation A. That's probably referring to those of us who have the world at our feet, no jobs, still living at home (or in a home with 18 other people) and are lost little souls who are desperately trying to fit in/be recognized. WordFest presents Douglas Coupland on Saturday, October 17 at the Banff Centre. More…

Would you rather be lead by your nose or a headless horseman? The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is the tale of Ichabod Crane who falls in love with the beautiful Katrina Van Tassell (and her fortune) and tries to woo her away from his rival, prankster Brom Bones… Sorry wasn't this turned into a movie with Johnny Depp? Oh alas it was. Dang then, this should be a most excellent pre-Halloween treat! The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is presented at StoryBook Theatre from October 17 until October 31. More…




The second annual Slammenberry Jam Urban Dance Festival continues with a second show called Addicted. Since you've already missed last weekends performance, Addicted is your last chance to enjoy an edgy and urban performance. Addicted is a multimedia, multi-sensory event featuring live performances by House of Dangerkat. House of Dangerkat recently performed for the Colette (Paris) 50th Anniversary party for Barbie, featuring co-exhibitors Karl Lagerfeld and Jeremy Scott. Addicted, part of the second Annual Slammenberry Jam Urban Dance Festival continues at the Calgary Tower until October 17 More…

Have you heard of the The Vajayjay Monologues? Good, so I don't need to introduce you to Lindsay Burns. Burns latest Pack of Lies is the fourth one woman show she has written and starred in. Pack of Lies has been burning a hole in Burns' heart for several decades now… She's giving you that talk Calgary; don't worry, there'll be no lecturing – now, is not the time for raging bitches… Although, bitching is a very effective scare tactic! Pack of Lies will be at the Joyce Doolittle Theatre from October 16 until October 24 More…




There was once this man, maybe I should say once upon a time there was this man… Anyway, 7 Important Things is the tale of George Acheson who is hung up on the 60s hippie movement and the 70s Punk movement – in all it's glory. Now, middle-aged and weary, George feels that it is time to warble at anyone who will listen… I guess, I'd be a wee bit down if I felt invisible and generic – hell the poor thing got kicked outta his house at 16 because he wouldn't cut his hair… 7 Important Things will be playing at Theatre Junction from Thursday, October 15 until October 17 More…

Ergo, Jet is an original Aussie band, who kinda emulates a certain rock and roll decorum, not unlike AC/DC or the Rolling Stones. Jet runs on lifeblood/fuel of: Cameron Muncey on guitar and vocals, Chris Chester on drums, Nic Chester on guitar, and Mark Wilson on bass – has a decidedly edgy sound that effectively distances them from other garage rock bands of late. Fly high young sexy Aussie birds, fly… make your audience squeal in delight as you explore the roots of rock and roll music!! Jet will be playing at Flames Central on October 15 More…




Hey remember when Jay-Z said he was going to retire. I had mourned for my loss and I had come to terms. It's taken a minute to get used to seeing Jay-Z here and Jay-Z there… Ever since the Sean Paul incident way back when, I've gotten used to his wife's videos… Why she even bothers making videos is the question as she's never allowed to share any screen time singing BESIDE her male co-stars???!! Anyway, Mr. R-O-C is going to be a busy little boy with a tour promoting the release of Blueprint 3 and juggling his two side pieces Rihanna and wifey Beyonce. Get ready for the auto-tune-slayer to rock the crowd! More…

But, fear not Calgary, if Jay-Z sold out too quickly another huge show is happening the same night. Armin Van Buuren is a world-renowned DJ and frequent "Best Of…" list topper. More…


The child wondered aloud, “Oh hello, Chris Isaak. What a wicked thing you do, being gone for so long. Where have you been? What have you been up to? I didn't want to fall in love with you, then you *tear* up and left, what gives?” On Tuesday night, the sun will be shining, and you’ll have an excellent chance to catch some live music. Tuesday hasn't always been known as the best music club night, but tonight that's exactly the case. Yes, Chris Isaak is still around. came into a far more than meager existence in the 90’s when his moody style music was actually concurrent with the burgeoning moody scene. Chris Isaak plays the Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium on Tuesday Oct. 13. More here…




Get ready Calgary, because the annual Screamfest returns this weekend. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You thought you had a bit more time before Halloween festivities began, did you? DEAD WRONG!!! Now that Screamfest is back, you can once again revel in a ton of classy, elegant activities such as "Bug Eating", "Buried Alive", and "Lucifer's Madness". Did I mention there'll be zombies? Poor zombies; isn’t it enough that they’re already zombies, do we really have to turn them into lab rats? Screamfest takes over Canada Olympic Park until October 31. More…




There's something about the Netherlands that just lends itself towards house music. Whatever the case, one of the heroes of House (naturally, Dutch) is coming to Calgary. Whether you want to get nitpicky and call him electro, progressive, or trance, there's no denying Marco V's influence. Of course, that means he's almost a household name in Europe, but only identifiable to a niche group here. So it goes with electronic music. Marco V plays Warehouse on Friday, October 9.




Calgary, you have been chosen to have your own little piece of micro-brewing heaven, I hate you! Howe Sound Brewing Company brings you lovely, rich, delectable gold to quench your thirst… Speaking of thirst, I'm gonna try *rummages* Yes, how bout an early Halloween treat??!! Let me start with this Pumpkineater Imperial Pumpkin Ale, followed by a Devils Elbow IPA *wipes foam* and a couple of Rail Ale Nut Brown… *collapses*♪Thanks for the memories♫ This beer tasting c/o Howe Sound Brewing Company will be at Bottlescrew Bill's Pub on Thursday, October 8 More…

There's water, blue skies, romantic landscapes and historic art… All you need is a guy or doll on your arm and you're set. France Jodoin's whimsically painted seascape series are based on memory and reflection, her textural oil paintings portray an abstract expressionist quality that brings movement, energy, and life to the canvas.
France Jodoin will be at The Weiss Gallery from October 8 until October 10 More…




I don't know how legendary this exhibit is going to be, but rumour has it that the Luxton and McDougall families are legends in Banff. The Stuff of Legends will enflate someone's ego and they'll be pretty pictures to look at. The Stuff of Legends is a tribute to the pioneering spirit. The Stuff of Legends will be at the The Whyte Museum from Wednesday, October 7 until October 31 More…

Now, I hope you realize that there are only a few days left for you to see Blood Relations? I mean, who wouldn't be fascinated by the intricacies of the human mind? Sharon Pollock is one helluva nebulous and intent lady… Which is a good thing, isn't it?? Anyway, how would you feel if someone told you something terrible that you had done? What if you didn’t remember? What if you killed someone? Put on your thinking caps for this one... Blood Relations will be playing at the Vertigo Theatre from October 7 until October 11 More…




This young lad lives vicariously through his video games, he doesn't really get along with others and he only feels real when he is playing. Imagine how outraged Brandon is when his parents take away his life support (video game) system. Brandon decides that the only way to exact revenge is to run away… Could this tragedy have been prevented? We'll never know. nOOb is Christopher Duthie's tale about this poor soul, Duthie wrote and performs in this solo show. nOOb will play at Motel at Epcor Centre from Tuesday, October 6 until October 10 More…

Watch a man and woman come together and fall for each other while bickering about quirky nothings. Power Lunch may leave you with a headache, maybe because your tum-tum's all a grumble – why didn't you eat lunch first? *wags finger* Power Lunch is a one-act play written by Alan Ball, the man responsible for the Oscar-winning movie American Beauty and the hit TV series Six Feet Under and True Blood. Power Lunch at Lunchbox Theatre runs from October 6 until October 10 More…




Known for raucousness, gaiety and heavy doses of gypsy music Gogol Bordello. rocks the punk and dub scene to its core by amalgamating the accordion, violin and the occasional saxophone into their eclectic sound. Specifics aside, these brilliant nouveau-klezmer punks sound like a bunch of oversexed Russian cantors on steroids. I will tie my head in hopes that it will keep these oversexed denizens at bay, kindly pray for me, thanks! Gogol Bordello jams with Apostle of Hustle. Tickets are $27 @ Ticketmaster. Gogol Bordello at MacEwan Hall: University of Calgary, Sat. Oct. 5. More…

The leaves are falling, the air is crisp, the neighing of horses flutter in the air and the boys and girls are gearing up to ride! The Canadian Rodeo Tour Championship - formerly Rodeo Royal, includes a presentation of the Western Legacy Awards, the crowning of the new Calgary's Stampede queen and princesses, in addition to the rodeo events. Expect the Calgary Stampede staples of saddle bronc, bull riding, steer wrestling, bareback, tie-down roping, and ladies barrel racing. Canadian Rodeo Tour Championship, Stampede Corral, Calgary, AB . More… More…

This one is like watching Oprah, without traveling to Chicago. The Business of Bliss is a full-day inspirational speaker series designed to inspire women to discover their purpose, live their passion and create a life they love, which by any standards would be bliss. The Business of Bliss features internationally acclaimed guests such as Candace Bushnell, author of Sex and Lipstick Jungle; Martha Beck, New York Times best-selling author and columnist for O, The Oprah Magazine. The Business of Bliss is at the Calgary TELUS Convention Centre, tonight. More…




Sitting in traffic can suck, but falling in love with a Capulet when you're a Montague is even worse, trust me. And let us take a moment to remember poor Mercutio. Two Hours Traffic's name doth attempt to acknowledge the Veronian tragedy, while their music is an ode to pop rock. This show won't tear thy pockets asunder, but you musn't harm Tybalt. Two Hours Traffic will be at The Royal Canadian Legion No.1 Branch on October 3 More…

The Canadian Rodeo Tour Championship - formerly the Rodeo Royal is a-coming. Yee-haw, hip, hip and hooray! There'll be horses, obviously, the new Calgary's Stampede queen and princesses will be crowned and lots of other festivities. Ya may wanna bring some thermos' of hot cocoa and some blankets – wouldn't want anyone catching a chill. Canadian Rodeo Tour Championship will be at Stampede Corral all weekend long (October 3 – October 5) More…




Hailing from somewhere in TVLand, weighing in at a decent weight it's .... Mr. UFC commentator and former Fear Factor host, Joe Rogan!! Wait, what does Joe Rogan have to offer that I'd be willing to pay for?? Is this some kind of joke? Joe Rogan is telling jokes… All-righty then *blank stare* I'm so confused *nudge and winks* I'd be less confused though, if he could hook me up with GSP! *giggles* Joe Rogan plays the Jack Singer Concert Hall Friday, October 2. More…

If you'd rather eat a jar full of cockroaches than see Joe Roggan's act, check out Jason Mraz. This sexy man continues to use his island-style, hedonistic rhythms to bring us ladies to our knees. More…




Poor Sean Kingston has had a hard life, he was charged with breaking-and-entering at age 11 and he's lived in a car. Hey, I guess that's the secret to success… Anyway, Sean Kingston is basking in happily-ever-after-land, *plugs ears* although his reggae-rapping-swill is killing me. Sean Kingston will be at MacEwan Hall: University of Calgary on October 1 More…

With all the bad weather these days, one's gotta feel bad for the townsfolk of Crocus. The crops are dying and the weather man says that the rain ain't coming, what to do, what to do? Jake and the Kid is the story of one crazy town, the town yokel thinks that he can make rain… He's not the only coot in this tale, there's Repeat Golightly, Old Man Sherry and Professor Noble Winesinger – his snake-oil remedies have been known to turn his customers black. I vaguely recall watching the television show a few years back, I didn't really like it, although I loved reading the collection of short stories by W. O. Mitchell. Jake and the Kid will be at Theatre Calgary from October 1 until October 4 More…




DeadMau5, the notorious Toronto-based DJ threatens to infest Calgary with an outbreak of progressive house. Apparently the somewhat alarming moniker Deadmau5 is a result of a mouse crawling into Joel Zimmerman's computer and dying. I wonder who gave who a virus? Anyway, bring your traps with you DeadMau5 lives at Flames Central Wednesday, Sep. 30. More...

Calgary skateboarding fanatics will get a chance to Say Good Bye to the Westside Skatepark, so grab your boards and do your fav tricks one last time (well at this park). Come out and pay your respects to Calgary’s second concrete skatepark on Wednesday. More...




This Handmaid's Tale has garnered as much attention (if not more) than her work as a scribe. What this means is that a simple book reading isn't good enough for Margaret Atwood and her newest book, The Year of the Flood. Rumour has it that there will be singing, dancing, acting and perhaps an autograph signing or two. If this offends you in any way, then you're probably not going to attend this shindig (actually if you haven't got your tickets already, you can't get in because this event is sold out!) Margaret Atwood reads from The Year of the Flood on September 29 at Knox United Church More…

Besides writing books, Douglas Coupland's work is featured in hotels and malls! Douglas Coupland newest book Generation A, is the story of five people who are stung by bees. In Coupland's tale bees are extinct and once stung these people are locked up, interrogated and forced to deal with celebrity. Douglas Coupland will be reading alongside Margaret Atwood at Knox United Church More…



The arcade caught fire and, though he was told to leave his belongings, Owen Pallett couldn’t watch his strings burn. Not technically an offshoot, Final Fantasy was providing aural pleasure long before hooking up with Win and Regine. Expect violin mastery, hope for a cover of This Modern Love, and maybe hope that nothing catches on fire. Final Fantasy is at Knox United Church, tonight (Monday, Sept 28) More…

Toronto isn't the only festival that shortens its name with an acronym, so does Calgary. This year, the Calgary International Film Festival – also known as CIFF – will be celebrating its tenth year of obscurity, congrats. Featuring films with big names like Francis Ford Coppola, Penelope Cruz, and Mary Walsh, CIFF might actually get some notoriety. Calgary International Film Festival :: Various Locations runs until October 4th More…




I don't know if you've noticed, but Rock N' Roll has been experiencing quite a renaissance of late, especially when it comes to fashion. Everywhere you turn, you see a pair of tight jeans, or rhinestone studded T-shirt, or rocker hair, or a cropped leather jacket. Rock n' Roll is back and that's a good thing seeing as CIFF's gala film this evening is Rock Prophecies, a documentary that tells the tale of famous rocker photographer Robert Knight. Knight aided in turning the likes of Led Zeppelin, Sick Puppies, and the Rolling Stones into icons. Knight himself will be in attendance and - of course - the post-film party will be suitably up to rocker snuff.
The Rock N' Roll Red Carpet Party is at the Barley Mill Saturday, September 26.




Toronto isn't the only festival that shortens its name with an acronym, so does Calgary. This year, the Calgary International Film Festival – also known as CIFF – will be celebrating its tenth year of obscurity, congrats. Featuring films with big names like Francis Ford Coppola, Penelope Cruz, and Mary Walsh, CIFF might actually get some notoriety. But gaining notoriety isn't all that film fests are about…right Toronto? Anyway, for some real Canadian flavour, check out the Western Canadian premiere of Crackie (no, it's not what your thinking) from Newfoundland Labrador director Sherry White.
CIFF starts Friday, September 25 and runs until October 4.




By the po-W-E-r-r-R of M-E-T-A-L!! I hereby bring you, the force – sorry the DragonForce. I don't think it would be unfair to call DragonForce the most ridiculous band making music today. Referring to their style of music as extreme power metal, the English band embraces fast-paced classical-style guitar solos, high-pitched Journey-esque vocals and lyrics about riding into battle and pillaging villages. En guard, solider I challenge thee to a rendez-vous at the MacEwan Hall: University of Calgary, 2500 University Dr. N.W., Calgary, AB on September 24.




Often, it's hard for an electronic band to put on a compelling live show. As for Paris' Dirtyphonics, the live show is the main point of interest. Technically called "live drum and bass", that's really a misnomer since Dirtyphonics extends their instrumentation beyond two turntables, including many organic instruments, multiple mixers and samplers, and a Game Boy. Seriously. It's as much a rock show as it is a drum and bass show, so feel free to bring your rockist friend. Dirtyphonics play Warehouse on Wednesday, September 23.




The dynamic Bif Naked is coming to rescue you, there may be no aliens coming for you, yet – I suggest you watch out! This bad ass chick is a firm believer in the straight-edge life style and she is a strong, positive voice for women. Besides singing, did you know that Bif Naked released a spoken word album entitled The Promise? So stop standing around, yer running out of time, Calgary – Bif Naked and guests Soul Side In and Enterlude will be at Cowboys, 1088 Olympic Way S.E, Calgary, AB on September 22.



Leave it to the Tragically Hip, arguably the most Canadian band to ever exist, to play not one but three nights at . Most major touring bands haven't even heard of Abbotsford, but not the good old Canucks in the Hip. As Canadian as an unnecessary apology, it's almost treason not to like The Hip. I'm sure it's only a few years before "O Canada" is replaced with "Wheat Kings" as our national anthem. Think about it; it's not that big of a stretch. What other band can a show in Calgary to an adoring audience that knows all the words to all their songs, and barely pack a bar one mile South of the border? The Tragically Hip play Southern Alberta Jubille Auditorium on Sep. 21, 23, 24.




Is nostalgia worth twenty dollars? Dustin Diamond is reputedly one of the biggest douchebags in show business and is also known to routinely steal jokes for his stand-up routine. But c'mon, the guy played Screech on Saved by the Bell! Okay, so he's refused to do a reunion on Jimmy Fallon (or, more realistically the others don't want him to be involved) and he wrote a "tell all" book about his former co-stars, but he'll still let you call him screech if you give him some money. If the cheque is large enough he might even be willing to give you a Dirty Sanchez on your wedding night. Hell, he'll do that for free! Screech… sorry, Dustin Diamond... performs at The Laugh Shop at Blackfoot Inn on Saturday, September 19.




With over 375 home and interior design specialists to deliver all the hot new products, expert advice and inspiration required for all of your interior decorating and renovating challenges - anyone can make their home sparkle!! So how are you going to do this? Excellent, question, the answer is the Calgary Home and Interior Design Show. Learn the tricks of the trade and create successful do-it-yourself renovations with Bryan Baeumler, host of HGTV’s Disaster DIY or integrate ultra-modern technology into your home with Connect Your Space to the Future presented by Future Shop. And if you're lucky, you may spot Ty Pennington!! Go to BMO Centre: Stampede Park, 7000 - 48 Street S.E., Calgary, AB anytime from September 17 to September 20 and check out the Calgary Home + Interior Design Show.




Ladies and Gentlemen, here's a golden opportunity, it's called Sirens of Song. Why? Well, how else would you be able to see four of Canada's most celebrated female songwriters Juno Award winners Lynn Miles & Melanie Doane, along with the critically acclaimed Catherine MacLellan and Annabelle Chvostek. On this magical evening you will be drawn in not only by their dazzling, homespun performances but also by each of the gifted musician's personal mythology by way of oratory instead of song. Girls just love to gab.
Sirens of Song for one night only – Thursday, September 17 – at Knox United Church.




If you heard the band name 3 Inches of Blood, what genre would you say they are. The ridiculous moniker should tell you a lot about the band. These Vancouverites are so over the top in their love for classic heavy metal (already an over the top genre) that many have tagged them as a parody band. But they're for real. Oh brother, they're for real. And they're also really damn popular. Who knew? If you can handle it, 3 Inches of Blood play the Warehouse on Wednesday, September 16.

If danceable hip hop is more our idea of a party, and I think for many of you it is, LA's LMFAO play MacEwan Hall on Wednesday, September 16 after rocking Banff last night. That might be a little more your speed.




Of all the names for a group, LMFAO has got to take the cake! I guess you're not laughing your ass off at the joke, but I'm sure the band thought this idea was phat - they got the idea from bandmate Sky's grandma, who laughed at one of their ideas for a name Sexy Dudes. These boys exploded on the hipster music scene on the strength of the new CD Party Rock, featuring the frenetic, Vocoder-driven track, I'm In Miami Bitch. LMFAO have also remixed hits from the likes of Fergie, Kanye West and Katy Perry. Party people, get on down to the Aurora Nightclub, 110 Banff Ave, Calgary, AB on September 15.



Why are movies like The Notebook so successful? Besides the obvious beauty of the characters, it's the quest for love that intrigues audiences. On the opposite sides of the globe, Mary and Charlie inhabit each other’s dreams. Through an exquisite dreamscape she dreams of the details of her young love with Charlie from their first encounter during a thunderstorm, to the passion of their first ride across the prairies on horseback, to the trenches of France during World War I. Tickets are $27 to $62.50 @ 403-677-2001. Mary’s Wedding continues at Rosebud Theatre from Friday, Sept. 11 to, Oct. 24 . Elsewhere, In Flames & Killswitch Engage play tonight. To all who are faithful, heed my words – rise and set forth! *death knell gets louder and louder* In Flames & Killswitch Engage join forces to create a joyful and thunderous revelry with Protest the Hero and Between The Buried and Me. In Flames and Killswitch Engage play Big 4 Building at Stampede Grounds tonight, Mon. Sep. 14. And then, in corner, we have Keane. This U.K band has been likened to such British wonder walls as Oasis, Radiohead, and the Beatles but I imagine after a while comparisons are no longer flattering and, in the end, you just want to be yourself. I’m not sure Keane – distortion, synthesizers, et al – has had such luck, but that’s not for me to decide. See for yourself tonight, at the 3 Inches of Blood CD Release Tour. Keane play Big 4 Building at Stampede Grounds tonight, Mon. Sept. 14.




It's back!! Artcity features interpretive content as well as lectures, podcasts and educational tours dispersed throughout the exhibition schedule. The theme of 17th annual event is Festival Express and for 10 glorious, awe-inspiring days you get to enjoy your new city featuring art that's been temporarily inserted into the urban landscape. There will be artworks, installations and projects by local and national artists – with over 50 participating galleries in and around Calgary's downtown. Admission is free and Artcity is scattered around at various venues throughout the city; call 403-870-2787 or 403-263-6500 for more information.




When I first heard Classified a couple years back, I thought he wasn't Canadian. I know this sounds awful, but there seems to be a blueprint that most Canadian MC's follow (minus Kardinal obviously). That being said, Classified has a different flow, an honest vibe and some introspective and raw lyrics. He's paid his dues, built his brand and now has a debut soon to drop. He toured with Royce Da 5'9", Joe Budden, Obie Trice and D-12 so if they can appreciate him, so should you.
Classified sneaks into Flames Central Friday, September 11.




I think even Marilyn Manson has grown tired of Marilyn Manson's shtick. You know what would be really shocking? If he removed all the makeup, wigs, costumes, and contacts and performed as his real self. That would be shocking. Instead, his once parent-appalling rage-rock has become this generation's version of classic rock. So expect a huge blowout stage show at his Calgary concert, but don't expect any semblance of outrage. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Marilyn Manson plays South Alberta Jubilee Auditorium on Thursday, September 10.




Introducing a another way to enjoy art, celebrating it's inaugural run, the Calgary Art Walk will be on the streets – the difference between this art walk and other art walks is that instead of strolling from gallery to gallery; artists will be creating as you walk by… Local artists will display works for sale, answering questions, enjoying fresh air and helping out a good cause. The Calgary Art Walk takes place on September 9 along Stephen Ave. (8 Avenue), from 10 a.m. – 6 p.m.
Would you rather enjoy your art through sound? Very well, then join the Calgary Philharmonic Orchestra as they commence their upcoming 2009/2010 Season! Enjoy free admission, make a donation to the CPO's Community and Education Programs and treat yourself to a rockin' musical sampling from the classical giants. A Taste of the CPO, will be held at the Jack Singer Concert Hall, 205 8th Avenue S.E., on September 9 starting at 7:30 p.m.




After a long weekend, many struggle to get out of summer vacation mode… Not you, instead you will enjoy just one more night of wining and dining. Vine and Dine is a tasty treat that you and your loved one shouldn't miss. Celebrating twenty-five years of cooking with flair for contented Calgarians, John and Isabel Da Costa go the extra mile to provide their customers with a fabulous array of succulent, unique and flavourful Portuguese dishes that are certain to satisfy. With delights ranging from seafood to sausage, to pork and to Paella… aren't you just dying to partake in these delights now – good, it'll cost you $55. Classic home-cooked dishes will be dished out between 6:30 p.m. and 9:00 p.m. at Vine and Dine, Mimo Restaurant, 203 4904-17th Ave SE, Calgary, Alberta.



So, I thought I'd be a peach and introduce you to the appreciation of Architectural Photography which opens September 3. The exhibition, Architectural Photography captures the postwar Canadian dream – a sophisticated, leisurely and urbane lifestyle. Architectural Photography, presented by The Panda Collection at the Triangle Gallery of Visual Arts, also represents the birth of the modern Canadian city and the rise of Canadian suburbs - all reflective of how Canadians lived, dreamed, defined themselves and how our cities and suburbs developed. Architectural Photography opens tonight at Triangle Gallery of Visual Arts.



You can't get rid of them. They destroyed Vancouver and Toronto, and now they're in coming to Calgary. This Friday, MSTRKRFT hits Flames Central. MSTRKRFT play Pitchfork style electronic music. It's like regular electronic music, but much more hip. Think Daft Punk filtered through an indie-kid sensibility. What else would you expect from Jesse Keeler, former bassist of minimal metal stalwarts Death From Above 1979? No word yet on whether the audience will dance or stand still with their arms crossed and nod their heads. You should go; with summer coming to an end, there aren't many chances left for quality live music, let alone dance parties before, well, next summer.
MSTRKRFT plays Flames Central on Friday, Sept. 4.




Am I to assume from their name that The Cult is a supergroup comprised of Beck, Jason Lee, Lisa Marie Presley, Tom Cruise, and Edgar Winter? Oh no, this is the English gothic rock band. Wrong cult. Oopsy, I should know better, The Cult have been around forever! It's the same band that pounded out the hits in Britain during the mid-1980s and are most known for their 1989 album Sonic Temple. After all the hullabaloo in the late 80s and early 90s I thought The Cult would never return, but they back and better than ever… The Cult will be jamming at Flames Central Saturday, August 29.



As the summer winds down and you start to reflect, I can't think of anything more fitting than a photography exhibition. Take a breath and allow inspiration to take hold as you view the wondrous photographs that caught the judges’ eyes during the 13th annual Banff Mountain Photography Competition, presented by Mountain Culture. These awe-inspiring visuals will take you around the world and back, celebrating the world’s most beautiful mountain areas, animals, and cultures. And if you're an amateur photographer, you can use it as a benchmark and win it yourself in 2009. The Banff Mountain Photography Competition Winners Exhibit continues until October 15 at the Banff Centre




Are you ready to feel the love tonight? I see you all excited over there, you're itching to turn the hands of time to that magical hour (in this case 8 p.m.) and witness the wide-eyed wonder that is the Lion King. I know it isn't the last date, in fact it's right in the middle, I think there are at least four more shows left… But, what the hell, it being so close to the weekend, it can't hurt if you see it now. Expect to be blown away by the costumes, sets, lighting and the singing and to be reminded of every itty bitty thing that you loved about the movie. The Lion King will only dent your pocket a wee bit with ticket prices ranging from $29 - $94. The Lion King plays on Thursday, August 27 at Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium, 1415- 14th Avenue NW., Calgary, AB and runs until Sunday, August 30.
Or maybe, you want to spend some quality time with the pooch. Doggie Dayz Summertime Lovin' Event in support of the Animal Rescue Foundation. Doggie Dayz Summertime Lovin' Event runs from 10am-6pm call 403-243-5643 for more info.



Wait, before you have a conniption, please be advised that you may notice some adult language. Hope this isn't a problem. Now, even if you do have one, the point is Fuck Garbage is almost guaranteed to be an interesting night, right??! Besides when was the last time you graced the floor of the Marquee Room, hmm?? Rumor has it that this event was inspired by a bartender's desire to create the perfect gin, tequila and Bailey's concoction… Many, many, many, many, many trials later, a delicious adult beverage was created, however one of the guinea pigs got sick and proceeded to start a fight. Moments later, the over-saturated patron decided to have a war with a garbage can, he won the fight, kicking the can and screaming Fuck Garbage!! And there you have it folks. FUCK GARBAGE with Andrew and Jesse runs Wednesday, August 26 at the Marquee Room. Admission is $4, Marquee Room, 610 8 Ave SW., Calgary, AB




If you're versed in conscious hip hop, you'll know that Mos Def appeared on many people's radar with his 1999 collaboration with Mos Def, Black Star, which immediately propelled him into the "artist to watch" category. However, as the years have gone on, Mr. Def has increasingly transitioned from rapper/actor to actor/rapper as his film roles have increased both in volume and in stature, and his formerly appealing nonchalance at live shows has begun to look suspiciously like indifference. But with his latest album, The Ecstatic, Mos Def has displayed a renewed interest in experimentation and scope, and seems like he may be on his way back to giving a shit. There's only one way to find out for sure. Head out to his concert, as Mos Def plays Flames Central on Tuesday, August 24.




If The Ex isn't your thing, perhaps a three course farm fresh dinner is. If so, you can't really go wrong with the Farm 2 Fork , hosted by everyone's favourite celebration restaurant, Q Haute Cuisine . The Farm 2 Fork is a three course farm fresh dinner tasting in an intimate setting for the entire restaurant. For this tasting series, they'll feature only the finest and freshest local ingredients of the season. The wine steward will personally select an excellent wine to pair with the flavors of each dish. For $125 per person, guests can enjoy a meal of signature favorites. There will be unique, local nibbles to taste and drinks to sip throughout the night. The a three course farm fresh dinner is $39.00. The Farm 2 Fork takes place tonight Monday, August 24, 2009 (8:00 PM - 2:00 AM) at Q Haute Cuisine .



When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. To seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!" - Man of La Mancha

You have a little over a week left before Rosebud Theatre's presentation of Man of La Mancha closes. Only a week left to experience impossible dreams; to see a play within a play; to see a world of iron transform itself into a world of gold. Can you really miss out on the opportunity to bear witness to the tale of a wealthy old Spaniard who leaves his home to become a knight, while fighting for justice, purity, freedom, and, above all, love?
Man of La Mancha plays Saturday, August 22 at the Rosebud Theatre and runs until August 30.




Around since the '80s heyday of avant-garde rock music (i.e. when Sonic Youth were running the scene), Doc Chad has amassed a cult following that delights in his mix of country, rock, free jazz and improvisation. But did you know the electric rake player spent some time working for the Calgary Herald as a Vietnam draft dodger? Or that he's performing with Calgary's finest folk-country-rock orchestra, The Agnostic Mountain Gospel Choir? Well, you should. Doc Chad plays with The Agnostic Mountain Gospel Choir on Friday, August 21 at Ironwood Stage & Grill.




If it wasn't for their keen songwriting sense, it'd be easy to write of Hamilton, Ontario's Young Rival as shameless revivalists, aping the past rather than creating something new or original. While their carefully coiffed hair and prim, modish suits might suggest that this may be the case, once they start playing you'll see that even if the band's domain is situated strongly in the sixties, they're still head and shoulders above most indie bands, especially those from small town Ontario. The band has a way of writing three and four minute pop gems that instantly sound familiar, but are actually whole new creations. They've already been getting some recognition on tastemaker sites like Stereogum, and it's not a stretch to think that if radio clues in, they just might blow up. See for yourself. Young Rival plays Broken City on Thursday, August 20.




If you could redo high school , what would you do differently? If I had to redo high school all over again, I would have taken more English courses because I would have come across more of The Bard, better known to us Calgarians as Sir William Shakespeare. But if you didn’t take him in school, now’s your last chance to see him outside of school and, well, just plain outside…at Shakespeare in the Park that is. The festival is almost over so be sure to head out and see The Complete Works of Shakespeare, a harried condensing of 37 of the Bard’s plays told in modern times. Don’t be all 'to go or not to go about it,' just head there now.

The Complete Works of Shakespeare plays tomorrow, Wednesday, August 19 at Prince’s Island.



Perhaps, if I listened to prog metal my dreams would consist of something more interesting than trips to the grocery store and streetcar commutes...But I don't, so I tarry forth with images of loose change and checkout lines haunting my sleepy-time imaginings. If you do, however, wish to conjure up powered nights of exploding heads and sweaty body-surfers, check out Dream Theater, a clan of prog metal patriarchs, who have been interrupting rest since 1985. Dream Theatre started when metal was metal and hair was hair, so there will be no Nickelback whining at this show. If anyone can handle a little loud, nightmarish sound, it's us Calgarian hard-asses. Sleep tight. – E.H
Dream Theatre plays tomorrow, Tuesday, Aug. 18 at MacEwan Hall.



Tonight millions of viewers return to 1963. The place is Madison Avenue; the vehicle is Mad Men, the monstrous TV hit with Sopranos appeal. Entering its third season on a fresh wave of Emmy nominations, Mad Men returns to suck viewers back into its slick, dazzling world. AMC’s drama - the most stylish show on television - is a 60's world where the workers of Sterling Cooper smoke, drink, love, cheat - and then repeat. As satisfying as the Season 3 premiere is (yes, we've seen it; no, we won't spoil it too much), Mad Men devotees will be yet again be put on a short leash. The held-together-with-duct-tape Don Draper (Jon Hamm) and Sal (Bryan Batt) take a business trip to Baltimore to reassure a nervous client. Sterling Cooper's merger with a British firm will loom large. And viewers will get resolution to the cliff-hanger announcement that Betty (January Jones) is pregnant. What's become of Peggy (Elisabeth Moss) and Pete (Vincent Kartheiser) since she released her own baby bombshell, however, is clearly out of sight. But that doesn't mean it's out of mind. Peggy appears quite happily settled into her new role (and new office) at Sterling Cooper as the show resumes, but Pete's future is much more unclear. Suffice to say, that plateau will be shaken in the first episode, for better or worse. And when it is, Pete turns to his wife, Trudy (Alison Brie). There's a new man in Peggy's life as well, but he's a product of the merger with Putnam, Powell and Lowe. The British are a huge part of this season and PPL has a huge impact on Sterling Cooper. Indeed, change is in the air at Sterling Cooper, but one thing that won't change is the show's ability to shock the audience. And tonight's premiere features at least one jaw-dropping moment. Mad Men is on tonight (Sunday, August 16th).



The Los Angeles group keep their profile low, so low that I bet if you walked into a dingy coffee shop on Beverly Boulevard there would sit Brian Aubert, in deep thought while strumming his heart into every string. Their 2006 breakthrough album, Carnavas brought some bright-eyed shoegaze medleys with ballad—meets—orchestra type compositions. Silversun add violins, a bit of symphonic pleasure and a smidge of Weezer into their alt-rock music, blending acoustic stand-alones with full throttle dynamics. With the release of 'Swoon' fans can expect some mind-warp music for the soul, with belting vocals and an ever-evolving mixture of acoustics. Sounds fun doesn't it? Silversun Pickups play MacEwan Hall tonight (Saturday, August 15).




As a kid you'd walk to the local store snag a box of firecrackers, head to the nearest park and go wild, right? As you got older you started to realize that people didn't appreciate your love for blowing things up and making noise so instead of going to the same park you had gone to so many times before, you decided you needed to find a secluded area where you wouldn't be hassled? Still, as you popped each rocket and sent it on its way, something inside of you ached....you wanted that familiar park back. Well, now you've got it with Calgary's annual Globalfest 2009, an event that celebrates exactly what it sounds like. In a beautifully verdant atmosphere (in that it takes place in a park), Globalfest promotes multicultural arts through music, fireworks, food, film, and some surprising fiery spectacles. Don't miss out on a great couple of weeks.
Globalfest 2009 starts Friday, Aug. 14 at Elliston Park and runs through Aug. 29.


Starving? Thirsty? In need of something different than cheerios and juice? Taste of Calgary is bound to bring you the tasty selections you've come to expect from the restaurants in and around the city. Come out and sample some tantalizing Caribbean, Chinese, Dutch, and Greek dishes. A little overwhelmed? It's okay. Sample tickets run you 75 cents a piece, so you can feel free to try it all. Taste of Calgary runs from Thursday August 13 to Sunday August 16.



Unfortunately, since the Taste of Calgary event was postponed to this weekend, you'll have to find time in between Kings of Leon concerts. It's taken a long time for the southern-tinged rockers to conquer North America the way they have the UK, but their immense popularity just seems to make sense. Their anthems were built for arenas, and now they've got them. Kings of Leon play Thursday August 13 and Sunday August 16.




Whether you're 15 years old or just like to hang out with 15-year-olds at skateparks, Vans Warped Tour might be for you. I wonder what it would feel like to be a band like Bad Religion, NOFX, or Less Than Jake, and know that not only have many of the adolescent hoodie-wearing mall-dwellers in attendance haven't only heard of you, but are there to see young by-the-numbers pop punk bands that wouldn't even exist if not for your penetration of the mainstream. And also to have to share the stage with brokeNCYDE can't be easy. Still, there are some gems in the lineup if you can wade through the dreck. Vans Warped Tour takes place Wednesday, August 12 at Race City Speedway.




While Cantos Music Centre awaits its new home at the King Eddy Hotel, we're satisfied with their free concerts at Jack Singer Concert Hall. At noon lunch hour (you're encouraged to bring some eats), husband and wife virtuoso team Duo Majoya have arranged Mussorgsky's famous Pictures at an Exhibition for trumpet, piano and organ, and will perform the surely spectacular composition free of charge. Not a bad way to spend your lunchtime, if you ask me. Cantos a la Carte with Duo Majoya takes place from noon to one pm on Tuesday, August 11 at Jack Singer Concert Hall.




With a fashion sense that can best be described as "cowboy chic" (most often, without the "chic"), a penchant for Bud Light and foods on sticks, and a wrestling legacy that has spawned hometown heroes Owen Hart and Bret Hart (the latter of whom even has a hockey team, The Calgary Hitmen, named after him), and trained non-Calgarians such as Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit (maybe we should forget about that last one), it's a wonder that Monday Night Raw isn't taped in Calgary every single week. Tonight will be a good night for "spot the mullet" as the WWE makes its way to town, gearing up for an evening full of macho soap opera storylines, men in tights, and all the rassling that you can handle. WWE Monday Night Raw takes place tonight, August 10, at Pengrowth Saddledome.




As a music city, Calgary is frequently overlooked in favour of bigger cities like Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. There's a common misconception that Calgary has an inability to attract "major" musicians, but this weekend's Virgin Festival looks like it's trying to obliterate that argument. Pearl Jam is a great main draw with a dedicated fanbase that's willing to follow them to Alberta, but things drop off from there. Billy Talent as the second headliner? Really? That being said, there's still a decent undercard of Canadian indie rock talent, including Metric, K-OS, Thunderheist, Tokyo Police Club, Shout Out Out Out Out, and Mother Mother. I'd go. The Virgin Festival runs from Saturday August 8 until Sunday August 9 at Canada Olympic Park.




Before the Virgin Festival captures all the attention of the Calgary entertainment media (who will be just as happy to see it fail as see it succeed), the satisfyingly under-the-radar Calgary International Blues Festival soldiers on. It may not have the alterna-kid satiating cachet of a Metric or a Pearl Jam, but it has some well-known virtuosos and blues legends in its legion. Be sure to check out guitar-solo worshipper Joe Bonamassa tonight (August 7) and the more-than-legendary Booker T on Saturday. And pack a harmonica; you just might need it. The Calgary International Blues Festival continues until August 9 at Pumphouse Park.




Alberta has a number of summer festivals, but the Drenched Music and Water Ski Festival is probably the summeriest (it's a word now). The 100% CanCon musical lineup includes respected veterans (Sloan), Alterna-rock fodder (Finger Eleven, Default), Canadian Idol rejects (Hedley), and upbeat weather-friendly rock (Hey Ocean!) performing in the middle of the lake, surrounded by the World Water Skiing Championships. It may be pretty bro-friendly, but it certainly is unlike other festivals this summer. The Drenched Music and Water Ski Festival runs from Thursday August 6 to Sunday August 9.




The Afrikadey! Festival is continuing all week in Calgary, but until the big celebration on Saturday at Prince's Island Park, tonight's screening of Pray The Devil Back To Hell is the one event not to miss. Gini Reticker's documentary tells the little-known story of a small group of women who fought for peace in Liberia armed with nothing but the strength of their convictions. The powerful and acclaimed documentary is screening for one night only, so it's worth checking out if you can get the chance. Pray The Devil Back To Hell takes place tonight (August 5) at Plaza Theatre, and the Afrikadey! Festival continues until Saturday, August 8.




If you are looking for majesty and spectacle, you will get that in truckloads with Disney's The Lion King. There has never been a better time to see the show that Newsweek calls a "landmark event in entertainment" as The Lion King hits Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium. Marvel at the breathtaking spectacle of the African savannah brought to life by a cast of over 50 actors; thrill to the pulsating rhythms of an unforgettable score by Elton John, Tim Rice and South African composer Lebo M. Treat yourself, your friends and your family to a memory that will last a lifetime and see why the world "Just can't wait to see King!" The Lion King stages at Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium, tonight (August 4).



I'm not going to tell you I know what the August long weekend is all about. In fact, I'm not sure anyone does. All I know is that summer is winding down, the weather is nice, and there's a ton of stuff to do in and around Calgary. And if that's not a good enough reason to celebrate a long weekend, then I don't know what is. Because we've got your back, we've selected a definitive list of events to help you do the long weekend right. Here are our picks for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.




Clutch is not a tiny handbag held by swanky ladies when they go dancing; it's a momentum gaining American metal band that on July 15 dropped another album. Clutch might be known to much of their loyal cult following as a banger group supreme, but they actually incorporate some funk and punk elements to their sound, making it not all that hard for the non-hardcore to listen to. Anyway, these dudes have been making the rounds, I mean they are coming to Calgary, so if you're a metal fan and have yet to pay a visit to a live Clutch show, put your 5-speed into first and head over. - E.H
Clutch burns up Flames Central tomorrow (Thu. Jul. 31)




It's easy to slag off Blink-182 because of their bubblegum pop punk aesthetic, juvenile humour, or (ironically) humourless follow-up projects, but I'm not going to do that. See, I grew up when Blink were at their heyday, just the right age that I didn't know any better, and now I'm too coloured by nostalgia to completely write the boys off. Sure, this reunion has cash-grab written all over it, but you have to admit, their songs were at least fun and catchy, which is a lot more than I can say for some of the pop punk bands that followed (i.e. Fall Out Boy and All American Rejects, the openers at this show). And besides, having Blink 182 back together means no one has to endure Angels and Airwaves or Box Car Racer any longer, and that's a blessing in and of itself. Blink 182 play Pengrowth Saddledome Thursday, July 30.




Shakespeare's classically misunderstood tale of teen romance gets an updated urban twist at Prince's Island Park. While that's not entirely original (or even kind of original), seeing the bard's tightly constrained iambic pentameter alternate with the more modern, but still timeless, words of MIA, D12, and Notorious B.I.G. is a spectacle to behold. And the fact that it's outside at Shakespeare in the Park certainly doesn't hurt matters. You've got to enjoy those short Calgary summers while you can. Unfortunately, you might have a tough time smuggling in that forty of Colt 45. At least I warned you. Romeo and Juliet is performed Wednesday, July 29 and continues until August 22 at Prince's Island Park.



Singer Tim Williams wishes he could just stay on your bed, sort of like the way your sheets do. His enchanting voice pulls you in and his low-key collective, somewhat sappy melancholic lyrics, may conjure a couple of shivers through you spine, so just go with it. Whoever Tim Williams is singing about in his powerful track, "Murderous Air" it's clear the singer has a heart. His moody music conjures a rawness that peaks and fades in wavelengths and forms a bevy of well-honed rustic symphonies. When Work Is Done is a solid go-to record if you're dying to shift aimlessly through emotions without feel overwhelmed. Beautiful, powerful and vocally elusive, Tim Williams is one more troubadour New York can boast about. Tim Williams plays Mikey's Juke Joint & Eatery tonight (Tuesday, July 28).-K.K.



You're starting another week, and although you may be ecstatic to be back to the routine (cough cough), there are a couple of features that may help revitalize you from the weekend without draining you too much for the work week. Here are some of today's must-see theatre performances:

Written by Calgary's own L. Carmichael, the clever play on bugs highlights some hidden jealousy set between Venus Flyterapp, Queenie Bee, Bumble Bee and Honey. If you get can get past the names chances are you'll enjoy the quirky birds and the bees performance. If the show doesn't do it for you then the murder mystery dinner party should keep you mildly entertained. Oh, so now you want to go eh? Birds, Bees & Blood plays tonight (Monday July 27th) at the Deane House.

If you're really not feeling the sting at the Deane house you can always tred back into time with Christopher Columbus in the soul-tickler show, Confessions of a Paperboy. Watch as a young boy learns to accept his role as a paperboy, as best he can. Soon after the reluctant Columbus signs onto being a ink tosser, his inner journey begins (how precious). Confessions of a Paperboy screens tonight (Monday, July 27th) at the Rosebud Theatre.

If quirky or soul-searching are just not your idea of a Monday, The Rosebud Theatre is also showing Man a La Mancha. If it's danger and violence you enjoy, especially when a knight is involved, kick your butt into high gear and see some good fights. Man of La Mancha is also on stage tonight at the Rosebud Theatre.



Montreal-based Kid Koala, the Ninja Tune DJ, has been known to include samples of everything from people sneezing to old sketch comedy routines to Charlie Brown television specials, while staying upbeat and funky. Unlike typical electronic music that has a hypnotic, drug culture kind of attitude about it, Kid Koala's sound offers a refreshing dose of whimsy that wouldn't necessarily compliment an Ecstasy trip or a whistle. Anyway, Kid Koala has made quite a name for himself, touring with such legitimate acts as Bjork and Radiohead and I don't think he'll be going extinct any time soon. – E.H
Kid Koala plays the Calgary Folk Festival Tonight (Sat. July 25).



I can't help but wonder whether Eagles of Death Metalwould be anywhere near as popular (or even notable) without the cursory help of Josh Homme on drums. But I also can't help but be impressed by the breadth of charisma that Jess Hughes and his garage rock band exudes. It also helps that, unlike the actual Eagles (or actual death metal), these guys actually don't suck! Don’t look for any deep meanings or avant-garde experimentalism, because these Eagles are pure rock. Nothing more, nothing less. That's something we can get behind. Eagles of Death Metal play MacEwan Ballroom tonight (July 24).

Of course, rock isn't everyone's thing. If only there was some sort of festival celebrating another genre of music. Folk, perhaps. Oh wait, the Calgary Folk Music Festival is still going on this weekend. In fact, it's just getting into its swing. Today (July 24) is ridiculously stacked. Montreal's instrumental crew, Bell Orchestre is sure to get things going with a daytime set, while Gomez will jam out the afternoon, Arrested Development will take you back to the glory days of backpack rap, The Decemberists will bust out their sweater vest friendly pop-rock, and Chad Van Gaalen will prove that Calgary has some great homegrown talent. Yes, all that is today July 24 at Prince's Edward Park.



Aside from the Stampede, what screams "summer in Calgary" louder than a folk music festival? Answer: not much. Entering its 30th year, the Calgary Folk Music Festival features over 65 artists on 7 different stages. Most play several times over the festival in both official concerts and loose jams. Okay, sounds promising. What about the acts? Well, though the moniker has "folk" in the title -- and that is an important part -- the zeitgeist is diverse. This year's lineup alone features conscious hip hop consortiums (Michael Franti and Spearhead, Arrested Development), Mercury Prize Winners (Gomez), a Toronto alt-country troubadour (Justin Rutledge), a Weeping Tile alumnus (Sarah Harmer), a bearded strummer (Iron and Wine), and superstar pop collectives (Decemberists, Akron/Family). Very solid. The Calgary Folk Music Festival runs from today (July 23) until Sunday (July 26) at Prince's Island Park.



Toronto's premier alt-country singer-songwriter, Justin Rutledge is essentially Ryan Adams without the rock star pretense and prolificacy, or the hot ex-pop star wife (Mandy Moore, for those of you wondering). His boozy ballads encourage whisky drinking and pick-up driving (though, on different days, children). They also encourage critical acclaim – Rutledge has been nominated for everything from the Junos to the Polaris Prize and has racked up a ton of positive reviews in between. Get on some plaid and go see what the fuss is all about. This is the kind of music that's just built to succeed in Calgary. Justin Rutledge plays Communitea Café tonight (July 22).



On the weekend I attended a surprisingly solid show. There was much to drink - and that I did - but I couldn't help miss my sweet indulgence; my beautiful, glorious wine. After stumbling out of the bar full of Caesars and beer and a shred of dignity, I started to think about the greatness that is wine. A deep rich Burgundy goes down so very smooth, and gives way to a solid buzz, which can be experienced after a couple of gulps (in my case several gulps in rapid succession). Anyway, I'm sure there are others who share my passion for wine, and these connoisseurs might also feel inclined to mosey on down to 100 Wines for a taste of something familiar. The 2008 Retailer of the Year (as declared by SASCA) is one indication that David Walker knows good wine, and knows how to make you want to buy good wine. Each selection comes from various regions, and has been hand-picked by Walker himself. This week, celebrate with winemaker Carlos Gatica, the re-branded santa rita 120 from Chile. Food + wine = a pretty decent time. The Art of Wine takes place tonight (Tuesday, July 21) at 100 Wines.



The summer contains a few guarantees: you will risk skin cancer for a chance to drink outdoors, you will inevitably see middle aged men who should be wearing shirts go topless, and you will see Shakespeare performed live in a park. Apparently iambic pentameter knows no boundaries (well, physical boundaries anyway). On a beautiful (but quiet) Monday, there's no better activity than heading to Prince's Island Park for Shakespeare in the Park. On the docket today is the classic pastoral (and thus, park-friendly) tale of misunderstanding, A Midsummer Night's Dream. A bit of an obvious choice, sure, but how many opportunities are there to get drunk at a park in front of children and feel cultured at the same time? Not many. Shakespeare in the Park runs until August 22 at Prince's Island Park.



Your checklist for today is as follows: First, make sure to get the essentials, meaning booze, blankets and more blankets and booze. Second, make sure you have some chairs, or at least a recycling box to sit on (your tush will get numb after a while but whatever). Third, tell your friends to forget the gym and head to the Mukwah Jamboree Festival (the workout will be better).

The music festival brings together a slew of West Coast talent, with acts stemming from every genre and every style. You should expect to come across some sweet hipster emo scarves, weed paraphernalia, and a cowboy or two. Some of the featured acts include Azeda Booth (who performed with Toronto's Crystal Castles), Buena Buya, DJ Vermillion Pleasure Hour, Time is An Invention, The Spiritus Mundi, and Naomi Burkhart & Honeybear. Hopefully you've listened to us, and are on the verge of cracking open your first tallboy. Cheers! The Mukwah Jamboree Music Festival takes place tonight (Saturday, July 18) at the Mukwah Base Camp ( The event is 2.5km Southwest of the Lodge).



Poor Cow-town, our stampede has ended, the summer is close to its apex and soon there will be nothing to do but dine at Earl's and count our cash. But, for now we need not worry about the future, just simply make our way to the ball. Oh - and don't forget your binos, this particular soiree is not for divine debutante's, rather, it's the down and dirty Porn Star Ball. Tonight's our chance to 'meet and greet' – sliding definitions may or may not apply – such porn-star big-wigs as Meggan Mallone, Sunny Leone, and Monique Alexander and mingle with the lingerie-donning staff. You might feel more comfortable bringing a vibrator as a date than wearing a vintage prom gown, but suit yourself, anything goes in the porn world…and I mean anything. The Porn ball is on tonight at Cowboys (Friday, July 17).– E.H



Hey Calgary - remember that Scottish band, The Proclaimers? You know, they were the guys who did the “And I would walk 500 miles” song. Well, despite being one-hit wonders in North America, they’ve maintained a fairly successful career overseas and continue to tour. If you enjoyed their Celtic rock sound back in the day, you’ll be thrilled to know that they’re just as good today as they always were. If nothing else, it’s fascinating to listen to these guys because they are one of the only Scottish bands who actually retain their accents in their singing voices. Gotta love that Scottish drawl. And no, they didn't walk from the U.K to get here, they took the plane. The Proclaimers play the Deerfoot Casino Tonight (Thursday, Jul. 16).



When G.S first shined her pearly whites onto the music scene way back in the 90’s, I thought she was nothing but B.S. But, hey I was wrong. Gwen Stefani has come a long way since flashing her midriff to millions of fans while singing some weird kind of pseudo-ska – a genre which is so bad it shouldn’t be paid the compliment of having a pseudo-version. Anyway, Gwen, pseudo or not, is cool enough to have her own set of Harajukus and to have thankfully all but obliterated her husband from the music scene. Nonetheless I’m sure the former Bush lead singer is happy enough to have nightly meanderings into Gwen’s bush. No Doubt plays the Pengrowth Saddledome tonight (Wednesday, July 15) .–E.H



Don’t tell me you can't remember Sweatshop Union. Let's take it back five years when Swollen Members and Slum Village received more airplay than Lil Bow Wow. For a slight moment in time de-ghettoized hip hop hit the mainstream, and audiences heard lyrics that weren't saturated with F bombs and gritty rhymes, and instead heard a collection of insightful street sounds. Whether or not anyone actually believed what these preachers were preaching is debatable, but Sweatshop did form their own union and attempted to restructure the image of hip hop. When 'try' came out, I can remember some of my buddies singing the lyrics, thinking it was semi dope, but we all knew there wasn't a market for it; or at least a market that would get them the attention they deserved. Luckily the group stuck it out and continues to put forth lyrics like "I pay for a government that don't work for us." They make you think in a way similar to the likes of Michael Franti and Spearhead. The Canadian hip hop collective forge together political, socially conscious music that is easy to hear, but maybe tough to swallow. Sweatshop Union play the Marquee, tonight (Tuesday, July 14).



God tells young Christopher Columbus he must become a paper boy. He must carry out the duties of a good paperboy. He must embrace being a paperboy. Along the way the trials of adolescence come into play and Columbus soon learns there may be more soul searching involved in being a paperboy. A bittersweet tale about the confusion of adolescence, the blush of first love and the power of faith, Confessions of a Paperboy is a compelling reminder that though chaos may follow us wherever we go, we all get to choose our own route through this life. Confessions of a Paperboy stages at Rosebud Theatre, tonight (Monday, July 13)



Back in '99 I was going through singer/songwriters that vaguely resemble Casey Affleck phase. Surprisingly, there are less of them then you think; offhand I can only think of Paddy Casey and Hawksley Workman. The latter had just dropped the sublime For Him and the Girls and was producing Tegan and Sara's fantastic debut This Business of Art. A marching, stomping, pop, cabaret howl, For Him introduced a unique talent. Through the record, as well as a number of personal adds addressed to his muse, Isadora, Hawksley had cultivated a cult following. When I saw him at Ted's Wrecking Yard (RIP) in Toronto, he tap-danced, strummed, and fluttered beautifully. His voice soared. He went on to international fame, notably in France, and a slew of diverse records, though we drifted apart. And then I saw him last year and remembered the reason I fell for his shtick in the first place: it's in that soulful and stirring voice. Hawksley Workman plays Flames Central, tonight, (Saturday July 11). -S.T.



I like to think of myself as a genre-less kind of gal; my hair is neither blonde nor brown, my style is neither hipster nor hippy, and my taste in music is wide. If music entertains me, I'm happy to listen to it, regardless if it was given a bad review by Pitchfork or a good review by somebody's mother. In other words, toe-tapping music always rocks, regardless of the genre. So I don't care, what all you hipsters have to say, Kenny Chesney has a youthful charm about him, and his strong, sexy voice stirs up plenty of roars from the ladies, myself included. He continues to make country music fun, while providing some heartwarming lyrical incisions. If you want a chance tap your toes to the twang, check Chesney out. Kenny Chesney plays tonight at Pengrowth Saddledome (Fri, Jul. 10). - K.K




A bit tired of the Calgary Stampede? How bout you head for Whiskey Nightclub for some anti-rodeo? I doubt you'll see any cowboy hats there. Instead, you'll see two buzz-heavy DJs set the dance floor ablaze. DJ Klever has proved to be one of the best thinking man's DJs, with projects that encompass culture lifestyle through music art and fashion (although if he was really clever, he'd figure out how to spell). DJ Craze, meanwhile, has built his reputation through competition (he's the only solo DJ in history to claim the World DMC Champion trophy three consecutive times), and he's played with everybody's favourite marginally-talented, semi-retarded overgrown child, Kanye West. Next to him, anyone would seem clever. DJ Craze & Klever play tonight (July 7) at Whiskey Nightclub.



Jonas Brothers ruling the teeny bopper rock scene. You've got Katy Perry owning the pop-tart image. And, over in this corner you have Taylor Swift, the young country princess that came out of nowhere. You may not like any of the previous acts, but you can’t deny their hotness right now. There is something intriguing about young talent, whether it be their uncorrupted innocence, their slightly annoying banter, or just the fact they have lots of money. Taylor Swift made her way into the pop country scene by releasing a swift debut called "Tim McGraw." The country pop songstress has sold over four million copies, and according to Forbes is the 69th most powerful celebrity, with over $18 million earnings to date. Taylor Swift plays Pengrowth Saddledome, tonight (Wednesday, July 8).