hip: To a friend, he earnestly exclaimed, 'Look at that boat.' An old man, emerging from the ether, leaned in, and in a salt-tinged, grizzled, well-worn voice, corrected, 'It's not a boat son, it's a ship.'

Anchor: Do sailors still get anchor tattoos? They should get water wing tattoos; that would make more sense.

Ship + Anchor = Pub
-S.T.