heologians don't often mention this, but early biblical texts mention a third child of God in the Garden of Eden. Often overlooked appendices to Genesis include references to a woman named Joy, a seductress and all-around hottie who tempted Eve not with the Fruit of Knowledge but with the peach of her loins. The Catholic Church especially doesn't like to revisit the stanza in which it is said that Adam is allowed to watch and play with the snake. -D.M.