ould it surprise you if no dish in the venue had a tomato in it? Ironically, what appears to be an Italian restaurant as the resto’s moniker might suggest, is really a contemporary steakhouse where only a few tomatoes are explicitly listed on the menu (in the salads and sandwiches of course). Despite this blatant false advertising, it would be hard to find a Calgary resident who only went to Joey’s for their tomatoes and not their lively patio scene. What could be a better mode of relaxation than sipping on Joeys stiff lemonade in the sun that would destroy anything your childhood lemonade stand offered? If you are into more classy cocktails, the lycheetini is a definite hit with the hipster crowd.
-E.J.

Come-as-you-are-dining meets first class at this destination restaurant. At least, that's what it says on their website. But do they really mean it? Will they serve me in my housecoat and thongs? Will they treat me as well as the man in his casual/business attire? What is a destination restaurant, anyway? Isn't every place you go a destination? That doesn't seem to set it apart from the pack. Perhaps they're looking for a new way to promote themselves.

This is the new promotion slogan for Joeys, brought to you exclusively by martiniboys.com:

"Eat lots of a food and drink lots of alcohol and don't run out on your bill and make sure not to come in your pyjamas. Thanks."