Leo Bloom and Stephan Dedalus are down in the pub drinking themselves blind. Leo's wife is at home whoring; knitting would be a better hobby.

Did you hear about Finnegan? The poor guy has fallen to his death. He could use some booze, that's for sure. In fact, I can't think of a Dubliner that couldn't do with a shot or pint to ease the long Irish days and nights.
-S.T.