The first time you consumed alcohol, what did you have? Did you get blitzed from a 40 of Bull Ice that your friend's older brother got you at a premium? Did you buy a four pack of pink coolers, raving about the juice-like taste? Did you steal vodka from your father's liquor cabinet and refill the bottle with water (he knew, by the way)?
Well, these were all gateway drinks: the first step on the booze filled road that you currently stumble. Now if only you could find a vain to mainline this bottle of turpentine.
-S.T.