on't listen to the vegans; they're obviously a bunch of brainwashed loonies! Alberta Beef is perfectly fine for you to devour whilst slavering over your drool-soaked overalls. Alberta Beef is especially beefy when you eat it à la Tecate.

Tecate, you see, is a small town in Mexico. They have a border crossing there what's much quieter than Tijuana or Mexicali (nudgenudge, winkwink). Also: yes, Mexicans do speak French. - D.M.al