espite implying their status as a five star hotel, overpriced accommodations do not solidify a high-class reputation. Health and fitness services are complimented with an outdoor pool during the summer, and spa packages provide relaxation for the business crew. At an extra charge, your canine companion can bunk with you at 5Hotel instead of lodging at some cramped kennel quarters. I wonder if they’ll let Elsa (my pet cow) room too?
-E.J.