hen not fighting of LES hipster bloggers that vocally express their disgust with the Allen Street Hotel, Jason Pomeranc has the construction of this boutique retreat to stress about as well.
The 112 room hotel will feature a swimming pool and a spa – just what the Lower East Side needs – as well as 32 luxury condos. As if the the 6:30am construction calls and blocked bike lanes weren’t distasteful enough, the secret photos have emerged from the interior of the visual eye sore.
Apparently pillowcases with the script “Sleep” and “Fuck” scrawled in black lettering are a “cute” feature that couples can use to communicate their desire to fornicate, or not fornicate. My question – what happens if a mother-daughter team decides to hole up here? Opening 2008.
-E.J.